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Some Good SCPs
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Series I
SCP-033 - The Missing Number
SCP-055 - [unknown]
SCP-087 - The Stairwell
SCP-093 - Red Sea Object
SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
SCP-186 - To End All Wars (⁂)
SCP-270 - Secluded Telephone (⁂)
SCP-342 - Ticket to Ride (⁂)
SCP-387 - Living Lego
SCP-426 - I am a Toaster
SCP-579 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-592 - Inaccurate History Book
SCP-711 - Paradoxical Insurance Policy
SCP-804 - World Without Man (⁂)
SCP-914 - The Clockworks
Series II
SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home
SCP-1193 - Buried Giant
SCP-1322 - World We Helped
SCP-1425 - Star Signals
SCP-1500 - Zachary Callahan
SCP-1539 - Semantic Dissociation Zone
SCP-1689 - Bag of Holding Potatoes (⁂)
SCP-1733 - Season Opener (⁂)
SCP-1802 - Skip
SCP-1981 - “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”
SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere
SCP-1986 - Imaginary Library
Series III
SCP-2000 - Deus Ex Machina
SCP-2090 - Potentially XK Tim Duncan
SCP-2135 - 91st Street Station
SCP-2288 - Copy of A
SCP-2316 - The Bodies In The Water (⁂)
SCP-2459 - When the Traffic Clears
SCP-2499 - Harmony of the Spheres
SCP-2521 - ●●|●●●●●|●●|● (⁂)
SCP-2557, A Holding of Envelope Logistics®
Allison Eckhart - Allison Eckhart
SCP-2571 - Cragglewood Park
SCP-2602 - Former Library
SCP-2637 - A controversial chunk of rock with 196,884-dimensional stakes (⁂)
SCP-2718 - What Happens After (⁂)
SCP-2719 - Inside
SCP-2740 - It Wasn’t There (⁂)
SCP-2871 - Strong Interaction Amplifier
SCP-2900 - Participation Trophies
SCP-2935 - A Dead World
SCP-2951 - Too Long (⁂)
SCP-2979 - Your High School Physics Teacher, Mr. [REDACTED] (⁂)
SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 MHz
Series IV
SCP-3001 - Red Reality
SCP-3002 - Attempts to Assassinate Thought
SCP-3005 - A Light That Died (⁂)
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA (⁂)
SCP-3104 - Cops Magnet (⁂)
SCP-3116 - It’s time to stop posting
SCP-3125 - 55555 (NOTE: I recommend reading 3125 after reading everything preceding it on the Antimemetics Division Hub page)
SCP-3127 - Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever
SCP-3128 - Let’s Play Monopoly!
SCP-3264 - Causeless Effect (⁂)
SCP-3333 - Tower (⁂)
SCP-3455 - 411 Days A Year
SCP-3733 - Everybody Else
SCP-3773 - 9,000 Lives
SCP-3900 - The Internet of Things That Are Wolves (⁂)
SCP-3930 - Does Not Exist (⁂)
Series V
Taboo (⁂)
SCP-4022 - Great Big Nothing
SCP-4065 - Ancho(red) Reality
SCP-4121 - The Loop That Never Breaks/Never Has/Never Will Be Broken
SCP-4228 - Karma Kameleon
SCP-4330 - A Moment of Silence
SCP-4365 - Five-Story Upside-Down Hotel
SCP-4417 - The Long Way Round
SCP-4493 - Keep Pride Out Of Corps (⁂)
SCP-4703 - Perfectly Legal
SCP-4774 - Ninth Planet, Perhaps
4807 - Minimalism
SCP-4857 - [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE]
SCP-4885 - Find Him
SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us
Series VI
SCP-5005 - Lamplight
SCP-5031 - Yet another murder monster (⁂)
SCP-5087 - When Have They Gone?
SCP-5095 - We Need to Talk about O5-3.
SCP-5320 - The People’s Church Of The Fish That Just Goes On Forever
SCP-5520 - The Rabbit Hole
SCP-5522 - Pizza Delivery Speedrun (RTA) 100% Completion
SCP-5538 - Holder of Abnormalities
SCP-5552 - Our Stolen Theory
SCP-5579 - Boba Roe
SCP-5920 - Work on What Has Been Spoiled
SCP-5994 - You Can’t Top Pigs with Pigs (⁂)
Series VII
SCP-6006 - Theseus
SCP-6273 - The Empty Skin
SCP-6761 - The Sorting Machine
SCP-6803 - True Earth
SCP-001 Proposals
S. D. Locke’s Proposal - When Day Breaks (⁂)
Kate McTiriss’ Proposal - A Record
Antimemetics Division Hub (⁂)
I recommend reading the Antimemetics Division Hub page in order from the beginning (SCP-055) through SCP-3125:
[…]
Critical background reading
SCP-055
There Is No Antimemetics Division by qntm (2015)
This story is complete.
We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five
Introductory Antimemetics (⁂)
Unforgettable, That’s What You Are
CASE COLOURLESS GREEN
Your Last First Day
Five Five Five Five Five by qntm (2017–)
SCP-3125
[…]
reading anything past SCP-3125 isn’t needed IMO, especially since the rest of the “Five Five Five Five Five” series is unfinished. (EDIT: It’s been finished now, but IMO you should still just stop after 3125)
Also, in my opinion, Introductory Antimemetics is the best tale on the site by far
Other Good Tales
SCUTTLE (⁂)
Your Very First SCP!
Your Very Last SCP!
Footnotes/Disclaimers:
This is a provisional draft, and has been assembled retroactively after reading the site for many years – I’m definitely forgetting some I really liked, especially in Series II. This will be updated as I add things, and I’ll reblog myself when I’ve added to it significantly
This is non-exhaustive, it’s not a list of all good SCPs, just some of my favorites that I remember. (682 is both not one of my favorites and also Not Good, though)
This also isn’t an intro guide for beginners, which would be organized differently and would require a lot more thought about order, when to introduce different aspects of the Meta, when to start linking format-screws, etc.
CW for ableism, carcerality, body horror, etc. on all of these links. It’s the SCP wiki
Lastly – you can figure out what ██████ is in SCP-3005 - A Light That Died (“An ██████’s safe on shore but it’s the last thing you want to hold when you’re drowning”) and figuring this out really pulls the entry together!!
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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.
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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.
I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.
Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.
And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!
Is that not just the coolest shit ever????
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The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.
Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don’t you leave science to the scientists.
97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.
Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.
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When you get into the deep parts of elder scrolls lore that nobody is meant to touch you learn that Tamriel has a prostitute’s guild.
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@anarchopuppy I kinda see what you're staying, but also, how should the coders be compensated for their work?
Also fun fact, companies aren't required to disclose spice mixes, the ingredients label just says spices. Also as others have mentioned, Google literally sold customers boxes with secret microphones in them...
Obviously I don't think that should be legal, but I think we can agree there's a line somewhere between "everyone should have access to all proprietary data" and "corporations should be allowed to secretly sell you spyware and poison"
all software should be open source wtf. u expect me to run this on my own computer without knowing what its doing???
car manufacturers dont weld the hoods shut to keep ppl from copying their engines. books arent written with a military-grade cipher to avoid plagiarism. and we dont let food have "secret formulas" anymore bc too often one of the "secret ingredients" was fucking lead
when ur distributing a product to the public u forfeit the right to hide whats inside it, u dont get to hand out a black box and expect ppl to just trust u when u totally swear it doesnt have a microphone inside
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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience
Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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Just another day in the life of the Morales & Stacy family.
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Thank you Biden, for appointing FTC Chair Lina Khan
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Huge win for workers
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