and on this the night of game seven overtime. why doesn't sisyphus just stop? is he stupid?

aight last May 4th post. Happy Star Wars day to my bois :3

Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

anyway manifest loints at logie bears home race or i kill myself

so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn't know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

little chef

tangerine snail 🍊

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

Logie! ♡

when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

daphne's blessing 🌿

whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

logan in da orgo notes for miami gp tmr 🔥🔥🔥 everyone manifest loints please 🙏🦅🇺🇸

thank u to @disneyprincemuke for the ref !!

also whats the logan version of poorly drawn piastris,,, silly sargeant scribbles? low-quality logans,,, much to consider….

coquette version w/ a bow 🎀🩰

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

it's lestappen front row on the inchident anniversary day les goooooo