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gordonthefreedman · 3 hours
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Every time we vend at Pride, there are times when I have to fight breaking down.
It's probably not when you'd expect. Yes, I get misty at the Big Moments and the Conversations, and we have those every time. I love seeing the parents who are buying their kid's first Pride item, the trans girls spinning in skirts they just bought, the curve of fresh scars across a chest that's clearly seeing sunlight for the first time this summer. I love it all. I devour every minute of it.
But it's the parents who hand their kid a $20 or tap their Apple watch on our card reader and look slightly bored that get me, sometimes.
My G-d. It's not scary, it's not overwhelming, it's not tense and nervewacking. It's boring to them.
2 weeks ago, my brother tells me, my parents used the right name and pronouns for me through an entire dinner with Jake and his partner.
I turned 47 three days ago.
Today, a parent looked bored escorting their teenager around at Pride.
My G-d.
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gordonthefreedman · 3 hours
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Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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remove the word “cabal” from your vocabulary please. signed, a very tired leftist jew.
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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my mr wonderful smile and delight
ID: Red and white tabby laying down with his paws crossed looking up and smiling
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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”guy who sells talismans from the back of his van” IM DYINGGG
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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gordonthefreedman · 4 hours
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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
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gordonthefreedman · 7 hours
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No group of trans people has inherent power/privilege over another group of trans people.
Trans men are not your oppressors.
Trans women are not your oppressors.
Nonbinary people, regardless of AGAB, are not your oppressors.
It is important to interrogate your own biases towards your fellow trans people.
Oftentimes, a decent place to start would be to make friends with Other trans people. You'll probably find that you have much more in common with them then you realize.
I'm a transmasc demigirl, if you'd like to know more about our community and my experiences, please feel free to leave a comment, send a dm or send an ask.
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gordonthefreedman · 15 hours
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gordonthefreedman · 16 hours
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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gordonthefreedman · 16 hours
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gordonthefreedman · 16 hours
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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 03/30/2009 9:41:12 PM.
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gordonthefreedman · 16 hours
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PALESTINIAN FUNDS CLOSE TO THEIR GOAL #2
Help Abdallah and his family evacuate Gaza - £15,698 / 17,000
Help feed Mohammed Alafranji and his family - €1,440 / 10,000
A father's appeal for his children's peace - $20,075 / 25,000
Please help Salwa Al-Shandagha's family survive the war - €6,155 / 10,000
Help Leena and her Family to evacuate from Gaza ASAP - €6,940 / 15,000
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