[ID: a drawing of a cat walking away from a person but one of her front claws is stuck to the person's shirt, so her arm is pulled under her body as she leaves. the person, looking frustrated, says "gertrude" as they try to grab the cat.]

don’t ever feel guilty cuz whatever you did wrong was probably your parents fault or the government’s

everyone who knows me knows im obsessed with this photo of joan jett pretending to piss on a fire hydrant its like a renaissance painting of a bible figure to me the very definition of your swag too different

amish Lana Del Rey would be like “mmmmhm honey I’m your little corn husk doll *spoons rattling*

Another good boomer joke

Customer: THIS IS A NICKNAME THAT MY LATE GRANDFATHER USED TO CALL ME. IT HAS GREAT PERSONAL MEANING TO ME. DMV: POOP Verdict: DENIED

the communal jaywalk is a powerful thing

yes, you will see me reblogging the same post over and over again. I don't remember what I reblogged two days ago

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

I am here in Vernon Township, New Jersey, in the 1980s, riding the deadly Alpine Slide attraction at the infamous amusement park known as Action Park.

Can't stop thinking about how Willem Dafoe had to get a dick stunt double for a nude scene because everybody was so weirded out by how big his dick was that the director felt that it ruined the emotional impact of the scene

(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

sure