Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

baby reindeer is So Many Things but i just got to the line

"and what makes you say you're bi?"

"because i feel like a fraud no matter who i sleep with"

and i need to sit still and think about this for nineteen hours or so. thank you.

Are you the person with the boyfriend who

• panicked about knee pain

• said if you were a type of water you'd be the ocean

• tried to get you Pepsi max for a year by riding a mechanical bull

?

Just curious, thanks!

yes but now he's my HUSBAND, babey!!!!

I'm genuinely not trying to be a bitch but. WHAT is this author talking about. Does anybody use 'broil' to refer to this? Doesn't broiling mean grilling? What technique is she talking about?

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

"goddess" "matriarchy" "female wisdom" girl your civic rights

dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered

[ID: reblog from vivienna-vibid with a tag reading '#as a muslim pls do this it sounds fun']

Are you muslim? (if you're comfortable talking about it)

-From a muslim transfem who saw the tags on that "is this dune" post

i am not muslim, though i am a subscriber to the belief (which has been reaffirmed to me several times by many muslim people and publications) that phrases such as inshallah and allahu akbar can and should be used as commonly as phrases like "god willing" and "thank christ". and i love variety in my vocabulary!

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I'm about to misinterpret your post in ways you can't even imagine.