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Surprise selfie! Show me your faces (but only if you want to)
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Wow, Link is officially a meme now! 😁
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link struggling for 7 minutes straight
shoutout to @mythicalbeastnation for their help with this one 👍
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Link and his sweet girl ♥♥ (x)
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This will never not be funny.
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Best GMM quotes
Global warming is like people peeing in a pool, but on a global scale ~Link
I work better alone. That’s why I’m so good at showering. ~Link
Not recommended to diabetics but I’m not diabetic. Yet ~Rhett
If my memory serves me correct me ~Link
Ranch is like mayonnaise with confidence ~Link
Ninjas get cramps too ~Link
My life flashed before my eyes and it looked like chicken ~Link
Cheese?! You accuse me of cheese? ~Rhett
I’ve got so many questions. Like how do you gather bird’s saliva. Do you show it a picture of a sexy bird and just wait? ~Rhett
I licked him in the face and he’s suddenly disoriented ~Link
Listen. It’s 2017. Tom Holland is the new Spiderman, Orange is the new president and butts are the new boobs ~Rhett
It’s like the prison of Azkaban for badly behaving boobies ~Link
Listen, do this today. Take one slice of bread, put it on your face and breathe thru it in a non aggressive manner. And you will just put it all in perspective. ~Link
For some people this is a punishment. For me this is just another day at the office ~Linkster
“I would eat all of these. I’d sit alone in the closet, with a dozen of these. And if people knocked on the closet, I’d just say ‘GO AWAY, I’M EATING MY BISCUITS!’.” ~Rhett
This one has a good nose flavor ~Rhett
Everything I do is awkward so I just have to commit to it ~Chase
We don’t usually let Link play with sharp things, but we’re reintroducing him to start objects and we’re starting with a guillotine ~Rhett
Rhett: Don’t touch me with that! I don’t know where your middle finger has been
Link: Up
I think Chase has good farting hands ~Link
Never live in the past. Live in the future. Then travel back to the past and take a photo of a dinosaur’s butthole ~ Rhett
Don’t eat someone’s sweater in the subway, please. ~Rhett
*Shocked* You need a pilllll of some sort? ~Rhett
He sounds like he has a god complex. And something in his throat ~Link
Link: Name 3 polite phrases.
Rhett: excuse me! Sorry! Would you like some more fries?
I feel if I went with the Fritos, it’d be too much corn…. Can I have the popcorn? ~Rhett
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