Me every single night:

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

Shadow Weaver in a nutshell

interesting fact about me is that I have a great memory but I also have a shit memory

The LGBT’s on their way to Game stop to pick up Animal Crossing New Horizons

The Red Strings Club

Music:  Matt Simons - Catch & Release (Deepend remix) - Lyrics Video

everyone: WE NEED A TANKKKKKKK SOMEONE SWITCH TO A TANKKKKKKK COME ON SWITCH WE NEED A TANKKKKK

me:

Being gay is hard because I cannot stop buying jackets

“i should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

what they say: i’m fine

what they mean: my favorite fucking band’s name means vaginas what the fuck were they thinking tbh i mean does brian fucking sella know how embarrassing it is when someone asks me what my favorite band is and i have to fucking tell them it’s the front bottoms then there’s the awkward moment when u wonder if they know. do they know you just said your fav band is the vaginas or do they just think the name is weird in general. your heart begins to race. there’s fear in your eyes. in that moment u fucking hate brian sella