carry yourself through the frozen desert, empty your thoughts into the well of pressure (x)

finally tried my hand at some 3L desert duo designs (ft. matching back scars) !!

Something, something desert

Oh, Scar. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers.

Tagged by @antimony-medusa!

Let's see...

hit the continent running (engines were humming) - SMPEarth mixed-format fic where Emperor Philza discusses how the Antarctic Empire got where it is in the present day. Has been described as "like a wartime action novel" and is basically like if worldbuilding about Antarctic survival and fighter planes was distilled into 15k words. Probably my favorite Emerald Duo I've ever written.

rings of flowers round your eyes - Hermitcraft fic where Grian is an art thief, Scar is a magical painting, and the vault Grian just broke into has just trapped him inside with his quarry. This was an exercise in horror writing and also art descriptions and also complete failures of wine descriptions that do not at all hold up under analysis, dear god.

sunlight over me no matter what i do - Hermitcraft/Traffic Series fic where Grian decides to amputate his own wings because it's the only way to sever himself from Watcher influence. Written for Hermit Horror Week and has some POV weirdness that was super fun to write.

oxygen is getting low (one last round before we go) - Dream SMP fic where Philza, a marine biologist, is stranded in an underwater base in the Marianas Trench and waiting to run out of life support. This is clearly the perfect time to discover that deep sea merpeople such as Technoblade exist... especially when those merpeople can talk to you in your dreams. Someone in the bookmarks for this one said it changed their outlook on grief/death and I hold that comment closely to this day.

will the curse be reversed if you say it backwards - Hermitcraft/Traffic series fic that is actually a recursive fanfic of @definitelynotshouting's fic lost in the dark (he's got a heavy heart), also known as Hunger AU. Grian is recovering from a near-death experience on a server that doubles as an enormous music festival, with the help of a Watcher who shares his face. Grian is having confusing encounters with possibly-hallucinatory old friends, and strangers who seem very intent on talking to him, and he thinks things would be much easier if the Watcher with him wasn't refusing to eat properly - but things are a lot more complicated than he'd like to believe they are, really. Probably my favorite recursive fic I've written: I listened to so many songs for it that I could've created a Spotify playlist about it.

Not sure who to tag for this who hasn't already been tagged, so please ignore this if you're getting double-tagged or don't want to do it, obviously, but... @waveridden @shortkidenergy @good-chimes @definitelynotshouting @tea-with-veth

"you can kill me"

happy bitrthday third life you ruined me

happy birthday 3l!impulse you would’ve metaphor by the crane wives

but seriously I can’t believe third life is THREE YEARS OLD?? WHAT?? wow can’t believe it’s been three years since the most awesome character in all of media was created

unfinished wip of cleo inviting jimmy to his own funeral during secret life, rlly cool moment that i felt we didn't stop to appreciate enough however the file got corrupted and this is all i have left of it RIP

more grian designs...again, send in an ask if you have a request!

LIFE SERIES GRIAN here we have green life grian, desert duo grian (yellow) and last life grian (red).

friday night convex activities

I think about them every day

[they won't look you in the eye.]

stolen from twitter but i’m cackling

this is so silly and adorable actually

Finally finished my semester, take a limlife Martyn as I absolutely crash

WELSKNIGHT, ET AL. v. HORSE HEAD FARMS

Notice of a proposed class action settlement, RE: Horse Head Farms, IOUs, and the high possibility that some Hermits got their souls stolen in Season Eight. Proceedings in the above-styled manner, before the Honorable Whomever We Can Get Up On The Bench, Quite Frankly, beginning in the earliest days of Season Nine of Hermitcraft, in the Spawn Village, and transcribed by Court Scribe @.JoeHills. IN THE MATTER OF: FALSE ADVERTISING, FRAUD, AND UNFAIR BUSINESS PRACTICES

Wordcount: 6.2k Rating: T

6.2k of epistolary comedy fic for @blubfishblue, inspired by @good-chimes' THE DIVORCE OF THE CENTURY.

I can't thank @mcytrecursive enough for the amazing event, it was super fun getting to see everything nominated & watch all the inspired works roll in!

i love when scar hypes cub up and cub is just like hahaha

what is wrong with them