Eα΄ α΄Ι΄ Mα΄Κα΄ IΙ΄α΄α΄ΚΚα΄α΄α΄ Qα΄α΄α΄α΄s Gα΄Ι΄α΄Κα΄α΄α΄Κ!
@gongujiΒ asked: yanno what? βοΈBAM! for sethos and kabu uwu
Kabukimono, throwing a pokeball at Sethos:Β Sethos, I choose you!
Sethos, not looking up from his book and catching it:Β You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary PokΓ©mon.
Kabukimono:Β Sethos, what if there are monsters?
Sethos:Β Donβt worry, weβre at the top of the food chain.
Much laterβ¦
Kabukimono, lying awake at night:Β I am the monster.
*At a zoo*
Sethos:Β What are they in for?
Kabukimono:Β Sethos, this isn't prison.
Sethos:Β So they can leave?
Kabukimono:Β No, but-
Sethos, pointing at a meerkat:Β I bet that one murdered someone.
Sethos:Β Are you packed for the trip?
Kabukimono:Β Yes.
Sethos:Β Then where are your bags?
Kabukimono:Β All Iβm bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Sethos, handing out popsicles:Β Which flavor do you want?
Kabukimono:Β Blue flavor!
Sethos:Β Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Kabukimono:Β Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Sethos:Β Blue is not a flavor!
Kabukimono:Β BLUE FLAVOR!
Sethos: BLUE IS NOT A FLAVOR!
Kabukimono:Β Change is inedible.
Sethos:Β Donβt you mean inevitable?
Kabukimono, spitting out a bunch of coins:Β No, I really didnβt.
Kabukimono:Β All snacks are gone...
Sethos:Β ...I am literally right here?
Kabukimono:Β Hey Sethos?
Sethos:Β Yeah?
Kabukimono:Β What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Sethos:
Sethos:Β ...What?
Kidnapper:Β I have your partner.
Kabukimono:Β What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper:Β Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Kabukimono:Β Oh my god, you have Sethos.
Sethos:Β Can you come out?
Kabukimono:Β Yeah gimme a minuteβ¦
Kabukimono:Β Sethos, Iβm gay.
Sethos:Β I know that. Come out to the sumpter beast.
Kabukimono:Β Okay.
Kabukimono:Β Sumpter beast, Iβm gay.
Sethos:
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Louise LabΓ©, from "Complete Poetry & Prose; A Bilingual Edition" tr. by Annie Finch
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ei: allogenes consist of tall hot electro women
kabukimono: allogenes consist of a non-believer who secretly loves her archon very much, a nerd with a raven best friend created out of loneliness, an abandoned boy raised by wolves, the mom-friend of the arataki gang, cunning shortie and an economy genius, dutiful captain of the patrol service, tough and lovable general mahamatra with handsome and witty rival
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scaramouche is the 'your daughter calls me daddy too' type while kabukimono is the embodiment of 'yes sir I will bring her back by 8' π€
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send π + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.
your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.
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ππΈ/πππ΄πΏ ππ
πΈπΉπΈπ
πΈππΆπΈπ .
BOLD - applies always.
ITALIC - applies only sometimes/dependent on partner
STRIKETHROUGH - never applies
NORMAL - don't know or doesn't apply
βοΈ πΌππΆπΏπΌππ΄ππΌπππ/π»π΄π΅πΌππ
is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | identifies as a f*cking problem | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual
πΈ π΅ππ·π/π΄πππΈπ΄π
π΄ππΆπΈ
small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers | wears lingerie | goes βcommandoβ | shaves/waxes | doesnβt shave/wax | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | 1-5" in length | 6-9" in length | 10" or over in length
βοΈ πππππ·π
is silent/makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand/partner/pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partnerβs name | curses | fakes/exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | prefers a responsive partner Β | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk
πΈ πππ
π-πππ/πΎπΌππΎπ
having their hands pinned | pinning their partnerβs hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partnerβs hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner βdaddyβ | being called βdaddyβ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting/marking | being bitten/marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging
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