I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao
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youre not yaoiful at all
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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It’s not enough for me to know people’s niche kinks. I need to know WHY they like them. I need to look into their brain.
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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.
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t&t (trans friendship)
tvst (trans enemies)
t4t (romantic)
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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!
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