My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

observe.

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

i love to make fun of notorious white woman Taylor Swift and all of her embarrassing attempts to appear deeper than a plate of soup.

when i showed this to my friends they didn’t believe me that sonic had a sword in one game

Hey babe, let’s get jarried

Important Milestone

The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today

podcast character body pillow

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

Shout out to all the spare humans