seen in Portland Oregon

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

this is how my cock functions btw. if you even care

Werner: truly, the Sherlock Holmes of film directors.

can I please have what I want for once

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

girl what the fuck is your blorbo going through

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers

you are in range of enemy artillery

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

there is family everywhere for those with guys to see

Remember that the calls for the national guard to intervene are calls to use state violence against Palestinian, Jewish, Arab, Muslim and other pro-Palestine students. They’re calling for deadly violence against Jews in the name of “anti-antisemitism.”