//WE’RE BACK IN BUSINESS BOYS

//SEND IN THEM SWEET SWEET ASKS AND I’LL GET TO EM WITH A BETTER SCHEDULE THAN I’VE HAD THE PAST FEW WEEKS

//asks pwease obama

first you break into my office, destroy my shit and then you insult my brother? who the fuck do you think you are-

“And then you can have it back.” 

(( @godsoftalos started a new post because the last one was getting long

no way in hell im going, i dont trust this... but if he didnt say no to it...

i tried asking her and uh

i guess im not getting an answer??

simple

from when we were kids, sneaking out to look at the stars. dad was a bitch but sneaking out through the window was easy, and it was fine until we got caught. i promised i’d get him to space back then, n i mean shit, twenty years later and i did-

more lately.. he had a bad time- probably a nightmare or nerves or something- and snuck into my room. woke me up accidentally i guess. he was crying his eyes out though.. looked spooked that i was awake. much as i didnt like him being upset, felt good knowing he still needs me i guess. i mean i was shit at it i was tired as hell and fell back asleep within like two minutes but... he looked much better by morning.

oh yeah.. there was the time when i went to visit him back on earth a few years back. it was so wierd, i’d been in space so long i wasnt used to fresh air or anything, let alone a sunset or rain. I just stood out on his balcony a while, n he eventually joined me. It was nice- i’d missed him, and i’d missed earth. we just sat outside for a while and had dinner and just.. things were quiet in that nice way. 

most of my memories of morgan are nice honestly

i have a meeting i need to get to and i have the feeling the excuse of  ‘some dude popped up in my office, broke my shit and threatened me’ will work. feel free to shoot me as i leave if you want though

“And then you can have it back.” 

(( @godsoftalos started a new post because the last one was getting long

I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

I joined the fandom late (last week) and I just wanted to say that this blog is glorious. I'm so glad there's Alex based content and some of your posts have made me laugh super hard. Especially that "would you adopt a gremlin?" "I already have one his name is Morgan" post. That's canon as far as I'm concerned. Anyways thanks for running this, it's been a joy to read.

//glad you like it my dude!! n im always happy to hear people are getting in the fandom- we’re sorta small as a collective, but we’re here n it’s nice being such small numbers. keeps the negativity out, yknow?? and as to the alex content- god i’ve been doing it forever. i like/relate to him most tbh, so im just sitting here in trash corner with this dumbass throwing out all my random crap. been in the fandom long enough to remember the days when people used to complain about the lack of alex content tbh--

shameless self promo here, but go check out my main at @rrosetea if you havent already. i post way more stuff there, most of which is prey tbh. hope you’re having a good day my dude, n hope you enjoy your time here

i have stuff on there i need, alright? I can get you another if you want it, but this one has messages i need to keep, n im not giving it up

not to mention- care to explain how you got here? And who exactly you are?

@rick-one-ninety-three

FedorAlex

do you make it your mission to bring chaos wherever you walk or is it just part of life for you?

i mean i could try but seriously?? i havent the slightest clue what to do. so unless you can tell me what you need then you’re sorta fucked

not to mention- care to explain how you got here? And who exactly you are?

@rick-one-ninety-three

//just a reminder to everyone to have a look at the about. ty and have a nice day

i can tell you howard grows the good shit though

she can get you sent back wherever you’re meant to be, Rick

not to mention- care to explain how you got here? And who exactly you are?

@rick-one-ninety-three

i’ve asked the scum of the earth to date me and im not good enough for them. i didnt even care for these people- they were a way to get dad off my back. even with my money it wasnt enough to even pretend to be with me 

im not going to try for someone i actually... care about. i know exactly how it’ll end and it’ll be laughter and me looking like a complete fucking fool, n probably being miserable in my room for god knows how long because the world hurts a bit too much and i look disgusting when i cry