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Elena | she/they | 25 | liminal | exhausted | familiar with wayside signs | i would die for a tree
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Playing with Sangmen/嗓门 (“Voice”/“Windpipe”)
English added by me :)
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someone should let the wicked know that there’s no rest for the virtuous either
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cats can activate keyboard shortcuts you cannot even concieve of
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she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax
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me: boy i can’t wait to find the email i need by putting the exact subject line in the search feature
outlook: you’ve never received an email in your life. there’s nothing here, asshole. 2000+ unread btw if you even care
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*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*
me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: "don't worry baby it's not real, it's only actors. In real life embarrassing things don't actually happen"
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my toxic trait is thinking I can learn something I’ve never done before like play guitar or crochet in 2 hours or less and if I can’t it’s simply because I’m just not good at it
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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
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Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better
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The hist’ry classes rarely
Tell how lives are squarely
Normal still
In times of thrill -
We’re doing laundry, barely
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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