godofstupidsentences
Mike Wheeler N.1 Apologist And Kinnie
Aries | intj | he/she/they | Hayden Romero’s gf🏳️🌈pretentious writer who doesn’t actually write{current interests: heartbreak high, Mike Faist} If you hate a character, chances are they’re actually my favorite!
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patrick is SO gay for art… like he wanted his attention so bad 😭😭
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percy is an incredibly skilled sword fighter. and it's safe to say that he doesn't just train with riptide. because only training with his god-given weapon would be incredibly irresponsible (and annabeth would never let him develop that crutch). so i have to assume he proficient enough to hold his own with any elongated tool he can get his hands on. and it has to come in handy in the funniest way. like imagine percy and annabeth playing tag. and he just grabs the nearest paper towel roll and 🤺🤺 her hands to she can't lay a finger on him.
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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀
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i think i speak for most of us when i say i've accepted i'm just going to be using tumblr until it either shuts down or i die
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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pov: albus and scorpius get a flat together in muggle London. albus introduces him to muggle technology. he brings home a pair of bluetooth headphones so scorpius can listen to music and audiobooks. (scorpius is distraught that this is the first time he’s heard of such a wonderful device.) he also puts them on noise-cancelling mode when places get too loud/overwhelming. needless to say, he takes them everywhere. albus finds this ridiculously adorable and snaps a polaroid one day as scorpius is puttering around, vacuuming the flat and listening to an audiobook
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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I think the world should treat Albus better.🙏
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ginny to harry: we cant leave the boys in their room with the door closed!! dont u know what that means!?! dont you see how eerily quiet they are?? its a silencing spell, harry!
harry: im sure theyre just sleeping or something.
ginny: yeah sleeping TOGETHER im sure
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albus after playing his weezer music at scorp for 40 minutes: soooo (trying to seem dark and mysterious), what do you want to do now?
scorpius: i dont know :)
albus: wanna rob james?
scorpius: no! :) i actually am a tad tired and kind of want to sleep here for a bit :) do you want to join me :)
albus, nodding because scorp is a genius: yeah thats fire. shuffle over
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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.
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