Tumgik
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Wife left these to dry in the kitchen, didn't understand why I was grossed out via /r/funny https://ift.tt/SwZrPuR
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
I got cookies made to commemorate my hysterectomy. Bakery did not disappoint. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/4yE9wIt
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
My son puts more thought into how to spend his 46 tokens at the prize counter than most people put into investing their life savings. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/uy1zwVR
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Great ad placement via /r/funny https://ift.tt/WQYruht
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Everyone should be able to do it via /r/funny https://ift.tt/1Vcnt4J
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
It's all "dicks out for Harambe" until the genital sores start showing up. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/qk6rSvw
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Maybe she’s hanging with Tom Hollandest? via /r/funny https://ift.tt/0HeMqFn
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Classic via /r/funny https://ift.tt/Ruy8zLw
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
My wife’s note to our graduating son vs. mine via /r/funny https://ift.tt/qAn0k7p
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
“Yuck” via /r/funny https://ift.tt/rzPQKvm
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Age check... via /r/funny https://ift.tt/QCBDGlb
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
This is how monkeypox got started. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/68Xckpm
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
I get the feeling this isn't the sender's real name. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/CLK5UXH
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
He’s out there… somewhere via /r/funny https://ift.tt/R13yu0W
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Sign outside a local tattoo parlor in Michigan via /r/funny https://ift.tt/Z3coG9a
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
Expectation vs reality via /r/funny https://ift.tt/xVFCA2b
0 notes
godnthemachine · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media
The moment I knew I had to stop getting dressed in front of my kid (4)was when he drew a series of me, naked. I also learned it was time to shave. via /r/funny https://ift.tt/tkgqaED
0 notes