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Behind The Album.
#this ??? this is a god tier gif set .#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ┄┄┄ ◟ portray we possess something important. ◝
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⤿ –––– op, well, hello ! i’m neptune and since my intro posts are always miles long, i’m gonna try and keep dis as short as possible ( spoiler alert: it was not short ). also. there’s 300+ typos in this and i’m so sorry if none of it makes sense. u got questions about any of this, i can answer it the best i can.
( harry styles, demiboy , he/they, 26 ) no way ! i swear i saw west holiday walking down danforth avenue ! i just saw a post about them on 6secrets ! i think it said something like “heart breaking, heartthrob west holiday seen drunkenly flirting with another taken starlet”. isn’t that wild ? i guess that makes sense since they’re apparently shameless and cynical. fans will claim that they’re ( indomitable ) and ( charming ). i mean , it’s not like i know them personally — they’re a famous singer/songwriter. whenever i think of them, i think of crinkling crows feet on the edge of green eyes when someone makes you smile, wild curls that were purposefully styled to look like chic bed head, a small figure swallowed in a button up that is too big for them. i wish i would have asked for an autograph ! * the 1975 career claim !
so, first and foremost. fuck this kid. i hate this guy and i’m sure you will too. not because i think he’s fleshed out bad or anything, he’s just the #Worst. i’m just gonna go straight onto bullet points bc this will actually take years if i rant on about this boy.
to start of, he didn’t really grow up great. like ya he was mad rich, but his two moms cannot stand each other. they were constantly yelling at each other and throwing things but hey. west just kind of *wipes tears w hundos* so he didn’t think it was that rough
he grew up mainly in cheshire, england, there for he has a pretty heavy, thick accent that comes across in his music. i mean.... his career claim is the 1975 so you know that i mean
uh he has lil, baby sister, anabelle . she’s v small so sadly no wc. but she is his whole world and if you saw them together u would think west has nice twin brother. he doesn’t but. if he did.... west is the evil twin.
though they always fought they stayed together for some dumb reason, that dumb reason that they’re lil boy got MAD RICH. he started of making some cash by playing out on busy foot traffic areas and having a guitar case wide open . and people would just toss money in there and once he saw a career in this he straight up just dropped out of high school and pursued music. basically, what i’m saying is, he’s dumb. big dumb.
besides being the biggest dummy he’s really super talented i swear. the only problem is that’s his ONLY redeeming quality. im not even being dramatic. that’s it. that’s the only good thing about him. like yeah, he’s charming and he’s strong or whatever but do u think he uses that for good ??? NO.
he’s quite literally the guy you have in your phone as ‘DNR’ bc if u do he’s gonna try and charm you into coming over just so he can hook up with you and get you an uber when y’all are done. he won’t even cuddle u wtf bro.
TRUE LIFE: I’m A Disaster Bi
if y’all wanted to know he is covered in tattoos just like harry, and he’s short - haired harry. even tho as my fren put it: all harry lives matter. watch me making west grow it out bc long - haired harry is my personal fave. we’ll see how long it takes for me to cave. place ur Bets
uh . so about that headline ... am i right Laid Ease. basically he was seen flirting with another rich kid / celeb that is publicly taken ! cool plot there ! please hit me up if you think it’d work
pls dont be offended if y’all have slept together / met and he doesn’t remember you name . chances are he will call you bro, dude, babe, etc until he remembers your name or you remind him
west has this rly weird habit, it’s kind of funny. HE WILL TRY AND SHOVE HIMSELF INTO YOUR DRAMA BC HE IS BORED. like sure. he means well ........ Well. no he doesn’t. he’s a little shit and is so proud of it
pls hate him. im beggin u he thrives of being hated, he rly does like he’s got fans that love him and see the him that stops to take pictures/calls you honey/loves his fans. but he’s like..... simply put ?? A Dick.
u h. so since he’s horrible he’s never. EVER. been in love. any relationship he’s ever been in is 100% fake and means nothing to him. it’s all for pr and he knows it’ll get his ratings up so like.
i truly cannot think of anything else so like....... uh . pls plot with me. i’ll make him a pinterest in a lil bit. but until then, this is all i’ve got. he’s still a total work in progress but u kno .
okay ! so ! that was a giant mess. but, i do have a quick little list of wcs before i actually work up a whole wc page !
001. 100% smash on a game of smash or pass: uh . so lets say west played a game of smash or pass on a talk show and they asked him who is his number one smash. das where ur muse comes in . ur muse is his number one smash. ALWAYS.
002. most recent public relationship: so west and ur muse were probably spotted out somewhere and his pr team was like. wow ur album is blowin up keep asking this person to hang out with and plead the fifth if they ask if y’all are together. ur muse can choose whether they were together or not. but at this point they’re definitely NOT together, but they could’ve stayed friends or not. we luv enemies.
003. dead to me: would absolutely kill for this plot. bc i LOVE enemy plots . but basically west and ur muse dated, you know, for pr. he didn’t love them no way jose. but it ended REALLY badly and ur muse absolutely despises him... rightfully so. but basically we can totally work on this but i’m sure they get into twitter feuds. their breakup was v messie GIVE IT TO ME.
004. i need just one person to not hate his man........ just give him one single friend. it’s all he’s allowed i swear.
#sixhqintro#whoops. no one saw when i messed up the first time. a few things changed but nothing too major !
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: oh the big bad L word
natasha: you wouldn't dare, starshine
west: oh wouldn't i
west: dont make me!!! i swear i'll do it
#s-starshine .#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#i can't believe u wanna make me cry
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: my darling i'm just being honest
natasha: what are you going to do
west: what am i gonna do???
west: i don't know i could pull out the L word
west: dont test me baby
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#hhhhhh he lp .
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: yes your millions and millons
natasha: that's good
natasha: bc i do adore you, west
west: ur being just a TAD bit too cheesy for my taste, my dear
west: suggest u stop before i really up the ante
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#i can't Breath binch
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: out of your millions?
natasha: you're such a dork
west: out of my millions!
west: u know u always come first, nat
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#i'm telling u hay . this hurts
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: that's right, don't forget that
natasha: just the right amount of cheese
west: ur my number one fan, you know that
west: mmmmmmmmmm i think it could use some extra
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#PETAL .#watch me rly cry . ON GOD I WILL
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: never you
natasha: west, you're going to be so amazing
natasha: they adore you out there. so do i
natasha: my talented boy
west: ah but no one adores me like you, petal
west: too cheesy?
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞. ┄┄┄ ◟ taking up your mouth so your breath through you nose. ◝#ft. natashafms.#i will literally cry. Bet.
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#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ┄┄┄ ◟ portray we possess something important. ◝#look at this baby !!!!!!!!!!#maybe i love him !!!!!!!!!!?!!?!??!???!?
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insp.
#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲. ┄┄┄ ◟ if i’m lost now then how can i find myself ? ◝#╰ ↬ ❛ WEST HOLIDAY : 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩.. ┄┄┄ ◟ you said i’ve lost my head -- can you see it#gimme gimme gimme.
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: that does sound good
natasha: we can share, don't worry
natasha: are you nervous for tonight? i know it's a bigger audience than you've had before
west: nervous? me? never
west: like yes i'm shaking and i feel like i'm going to breakdown at any moment but
west: totally not nervous
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: that sounds good unless i like your muffin more
natasha: what kind did you get?
west: i think it's like strawberry and orange???
west: sumn like that
west: i mean it seems like sumn u'd like
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**TEXT // west baby💙
natasha: babe i'm running a little late
natasha: can you get me a coffee- with almond milk
west: ah im already 3 steps ahead of you
west: i also got u an english muffin if that's alright
west: if not u can have my muffin
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Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well
1. What is you middle name?
2. How old are you?
3. What is your birthday?
4. What is your zodiac sign?
5. What is your favorite color?
6. What's your lucky number?
7. Do you have any pets?
8. Where are you from?
9. How tall are you?
10. What shoe size are you?
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
12. What was your last dream about?
13. What talents do you have?
14. Are you psychic in any way?
15. Favorite song?
16. Favorite movie?
17. Who would be your ideal partner?
18. Do you want children?
19. Do you want a church wedding?
20. Are you religious?
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
24. Baths or showers?
25. What color socks are you wearing?
26. Have you ever been famous?
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?
28. What type of music do you like?
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
31. What position do you usually sleep in?
32. How big is your house?
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?
34. Have you ever fired a gun?
35. Have you ever tried archery?
36. Favorite clean word?
37. Favorite swear word?
38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?
39. Do you have any scars?
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
41. Are you a good liar?
42. Are you a good judge of character?
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?
44. Do you have a strong accent?
45. What is your favorite accent?
46. What is your personality type?
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?
48. Can you curl your tongue?
49. Are you an innie or an outie?
50. Left or right handed?
51. Are you scared of spiders?
52. Favorite food?
53. Favorite foreign food?
54. Are you a clean or messy person?
55. Most used phrased?
56. Most used word?
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?
58. Do you have much of an ego?
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?
60. Do you talk to yourself?
61. Do you sing to yourself?
62. Are you a good singer?
63. Biggest Fear?
64. Are you a gossip?
65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?
66. Do you like long or short hair?
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?
68. Favorite school subject?
69. Extrovert or Introvert?
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?
71. What makes you nervous?
72. Are you scared of the dark?
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?
74. Are you ticklish?
75. Have you ever started a rumor?
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?
77. Have you ever drank underage?
78. Have you ever done drugs?
79. Who was your first real crush?
80. How many piercings do you have?
81. Can you roll your Rs?"
82. How fast can you type?
83. How fast can you run?
84. What color is your hair?
85. What color is your eyes?
86. What are you allergic to?
87. Do you keep a journal?
88. What do your parents do?
89. Do you like your age?
90. What makes you angry?
91. Do you like your own name?
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?
94. What are you strengths?
95. What are your weaknesses?
96. How did you get your name?
97. Were your ancestors royalty?
98. Do you have any scars?
99. Color of your bedspread?
100. Color of your room?
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fluff starters / prompts !!
❝ lets go home. you’re freezing, and i don’t want you catching a cold. ❞
❝ your cuteness is making everyone stare. stop it. ❞
❝ you make me proud, you know that right?❞
❝ i’m not going to get sick, you baby. just let me hold you. ❞
❝ can we just stay in bed? ❞
❝ any time without you is far too long. ❞
❝ i don’t care. i’m not letting you get up until i know that you’re one hundred percent better again. ❞
❝ let me kiss it better. ❞
❝ i -… um, can i hold your hand? ❞
❝ you’re so important to me. ❞
❝ i thought you knew that you’ve always been my favorite. ❞
❝ give me a hug. ❞
❝ stop moving, i’m almost done! ❞
❝ you’re so damn beautiful, baby. i can’t believe you’re all fucking mine. ❞
❝ i’m not moving, your lap is comfortable. ❞
❝ …on the bright side, we’ll know we can’t cook next time. ❞
❝ i know you’re mad at me but will a kiss change your mind? ❞
❝ between ice cream and you, you just might be my favorite. ❞
❝ i’m tired, just cuddle me. ❞
❝ god, i miss you so much. ❞
❝ you know i’ll always be here, right? ❞
❝ hey, let me in. i’m outside with your favorite pizza. ❞
❝ i’m only doing it because you’re cute. ❞
❝ my heart feels so full with you. ❞
❝ even when you’re annoying the fuck out of me, i still love you. ❞
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Married Life Meme
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
forgets to run the dish washer
pumps gas for the car
drives when they’re going somewhere
rearranges the furniture
falls asleep with the TV on
gets to use the bathroom first
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
sets up holiday decorations
leaves the lights on
uses the bathroom with the door open
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
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