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Sugar Coated Pain [Boxer!Calum AU] Ch. 1
oh boy a calum au where he’s a boxer???? here we GO
All Chapters: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9 | Chapter 10 | Chapter 11 | Chapter 12 | Chapter 13 | Chapter 14 | Chapter 15 | Chapter 16 | Chapter 17 | Chapter 18 | Chapter 19 | Chapter 20 | Chapter 21 | Chapter 22 | Chapter 23 | Chapter 24 | Epilogue | BONUS CHAPTER
Chapter 1
THE FEEL OF the hardcover in her hands and the new book smell that greeted her every time she picked up a book comforted Noelle with its familiarity as she picked up the books from the cart and placed them on the appropriate shelf. She was currently fixing up the horror/thriller section, placing in books she pulled from inventory that had sold out from the shelves. Once she was satisfied with how a shelf looked, she moved on to the next one.
And while normally she enjoyed doing this, her sister talking her ear off was making it difficult for Noelle to work peacefully. “Come on, Elle,” her twenty-five year old sister, Beverly, whined to her left. “He just wants to take us out. You like Ashton, why’re you being so difficult?”
“Because I don’t wanna third wheel,” Noelle replied, putting up copies of Bram Stoker novels as she shot her blonde sister a pointed look. “I do like Ashton, but you two end up in your own little world and I don’t wanna be sitting there all awkward and shit.”
Beverly huffed, glossy lips forming a pout. “I promise we’ll try to hold back on that,” she insisted, shuffling forward as Noelle moved further down the aisle. “Andrea loves going out with us and it’s about time you come, too. We’re not that bad, I swear,” she added with a laugh.
Noelle was well aware of Ashton not only taking her older sister out, but also treating their seventeen year old sister Andrea to a nice outing as well. She’s only met Ashton a handful of times, despite him being with Beverly for the past year, but that’s because Noelle went to college in New Jersey. But now she was back in the city, having just graduated a few weeks ago, and now Ashton wanted to take them for dinner. And while that wasn’t strange and Noelle adored Ashton, she genuinely didn’t want to be a third wheel with her sister and her boyfriend.
But when Beverly wanted something, she insisted and persuaded until she got it, and Noelle could already feel her fight leaving her. She knew she was a bit of a pushover, especially when it came to her sisters, but Noelle didn’t really care for that—unless she absolutely had to stand her ground on something. Unfortunately, this didn’t qualify. “Why do we have to go to Brooklyn, though?” she finally complained.
A smile began growing on Beverly’s lips, knowing she had talked her sister into dinner. “Because one of Ash’s friends opened up a restaurant there and he hasn’t tried it out yet.” Her smile turned excited. “We’ll get free dessert!”
Noelle shot her a dry smile, raising an eyebrow as she pushed the mostly empty cart along with her hip. “But dinner isn’t free?” she clicked her tongue teasingly. “Then what’s the point?”
“It is for us. Ash’s treat,” Beverly laughed with a shake of her head, walking past Noelle to go to the front of the store. “He’ll pick us up at home at seven-thirty!”
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Despite her initial hesitance, Noelle would be lying if she said she wasn’t enjoying herself right now. It was nearing nine P.M. and she’s been seated in the restaurant for about an hour and a half, finding it difficult to swallow a sip of her wine as she laughed at yet another joke Ashton made. They were almost finished eating, since the drive to the restaurant took longer than expected, and Noelle was savoring every taste of her penne ala vodka.
They were in an adorable and quaint Italian restaurant with sleek floors and dark walls that went nicely with the red chairs and white tables, the soft glow of the individual lamps hanging from the ceilings over each table providing a calming ambiance. The restaurant was right by the East River and Ashton had gotten them a table on the upstairs patio that had fairy lights strung above their heads, the weather perfect and the view of the Brooklyn Bridge making a beautiful picture.
“How much did you miss the city?” Ashton asked Noelle once they calmed down from their laughter, leaning back in his chair. “Or have you become a Jersey girl?”
Noelle snorted, picking up her almost empty glass of wine once more. “I’m always gonna be a city girl,” she confirmed as Beverly smirked. “And be proud of it.”
Ashton grinned, dimples in full view as he opened his mouth to say something, only to be cut off by the sound of his phone ringing. “Sorry,” he shot Beverly and Noelle apologetic smiles as he answered the call, looking out over the railing they were sitting next to towards the river. “Hey, what’s up?” The girls took this time to finish their food, but didn’t miss the sudden change of Ashton’s tone as he practically hissed into the phone, “What?”
Noelle’s eyes widened slightly at the harshness of Ashton’s voice, drastically different than the usual excited, pleasant lilt his tone held whenever she talked to him. She glanced at Beverly, who didn’t at all looked phased by his demeanor and instead had her eyebrows lowered in concern. Was Noelle missing something?
“He’s not scheduled for toni—” Ashton stopped, face contorted into a scowl as he listened to whoever was on the other end, still looking out towards the water. Noelle watched as Ashton clenched his jaw, free hand running through his short curly hair as he kept his fingers entangled at the back of his head. “Mike, he’s booked for the next two nights, he had tonight off for a Goddamn reason.”
Whatever Ashton was talking about sounded like some kind of work scheduling conflict to Noelle’s ears. She knew Ashton was a fitness instructor at a gym in Manhattan, but the way he was speaking, the hard edge in his voice and severe frustration on his face, made whatever he was talking about sound like really big deal. When she looked at Beverly, Noelle saw realization flitter across her sister’s face, but there was still worry etched into her features.
Ashton’s hazel eyes glanced over at the two girls quickly. “I can’t, I’m in the middle of dinner,” he said into the phone before letting out a sigh and rubbing his hand down his face. He looked both riled up and defeated at the same time. “Fuck, okay, alright. I’ll be there in ten.”
Noelle’s eyebrows shot up at that. Was dinner over already? “I’m sorry to have to do this, girls,” Ashton apologized, expression softening as he looked at them with a sheepish smile while pocketing his phone and taking out his wallet. His gaze met Beverly’s as he said, “I have to get to Astros—it’s Cal.”
Beverly’s lips parted, evidently understanding what Ashton was talking about as he raised his hand for the waiter and gestured for the check, while Noelle sat there staring at the two of them in confusion. What the hell was Astros and who is Cal? “Um, what’s going on?” she questioned, letting her bewilderment be known as she shook her head slightly persistently.
The check arrived promptly and Ashton didn’t even bother looking at the price as he put his credit card in and gave the little black folder back to the waiter. Noelle hardly noticed, staring at her sister with a questioning raise of her eyebrows because apparently she knew exactly what was going on. “Oh, um, it’s just—”
“She’ll see when we get there, Bev,” Ashton cut her off, looking around impatiently for the waiter to return with his card. The muscle in his jaw was jumping, the agitation practically radiating off of him. He looked so frantic.
Noelle watched as Beverly shot a wide eyed look at the man. “Are you joking?” she demanded, her own tone taking a hard edge to it. Noelle blinked, not expecting her sister to suddenly get so disconcerted. Beverly leaned closer to Ashton, dropping her tone as she said, “Noelle isn’t going there.”
Ashton looked exasperated even as the waiter returned to give back the folder, and Ashton quickly took out his card and shoved it back in his wallet. As he signed the receipt, he said to Beverly, “I have to get there ASAP, Bev, and I’m not about to let either of you take the subway or Uber back home, okay? We don’t have a choice, doll.”
Okay, what the hell was going on? Ashton quickly stood up from his chair and he looked like he couldn’t get out of here fast enough, and Beverly’s jaw was clenched tightly and she looked irritated as soon as Ashton said that Noelle would be coming with them. Meanwhile, the brunette slowly rose from her seat, trying to catch her sister’s eye as she wondered why Beverly didn’t want her going to this Astros place.
Noelle followed along in silent bewilderment, frowning at the backs of Beverly and Ashton as they had an intense yet whispered conversation right in front of her as they made their way inside, downstairs and then out of the building. She was growing irritated at their lack of communication towards her, leaving her in the dark as they stepped out onto the sidewalk and approached Ashton’s car. From the bits and pieces Noelle could gather, Beverly was still arguing that she didn’t want Noelle going to Astros and Ashton was apologizing that there was no other way.
Beverly didn’t bother hiding her distaste in the situation as they got in the car, Noelle sliding in the back as she heard her sister mutter, “I don’t like this.”
Don’t like what? Noelle wanted to scream, watching as Ashton let out a sigh as he buckled his seatbelt. “I know, doll, I’m sorry, but I have to go for Cal.”
Noelle clenched her jaw. She didn’t like being in the dark. Who the hell was Cal?
tags: @modelukes @candidcalum @tothemoonmikey @cakestan @perfectlycake @cartiercalum @lukesback @calumsbabylon @vaporlewk @polarizehood @luke2k18
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Dark Blue
Rating: M | This is smut! No one under 18!
Summary: Calum and your older brother were best friends. Although the pair of you got off on the wrong foot, you spent the summer together and fell for one another somewhere along the way. However, when your brother moved away for college, Calum disappeared, too. But a long drive serves to close the distance between the pair of you. | Vaguely Stranger Things AU (it’s set in Hawkins, reader works at Starcourt, mentions Steve, and Calum’s story is loosely based on Billy’s here). Brother’s best friend, car sex, mechanic!Cal.
Word Count: 11k
The cool October air was a welcome sensation after spending the day locked in stuffy classrooms. It wasn’t quite cold enough for snow, nor was it cold enough for heavy winter gear, but the bite in the air was enough to make you not want to linger for long as you exited Hawkins High School. Instead of crossing the parking lot to join your friends by the baseball field, you paused under the entryway awning. The worn white-washed metal creaked in the wind and sent an unpleasant shiver down your spine as you scanned the parking lot for your older brother, Jason. With your car in the shop and him home for fall break, he’d been tasked with picking you up from school and dropping you off at the mall for work. However, his familiar red Firebird was nowhere to be seen and you briefly wondered if he’d forgotten you.
Your disappointment and annoyance only lingered for a moment because the second you spotted the equally familiar blue Camaro, you knew that that wasn’t the case.
The car that had quickly come to be known around town as belonging to a reckless young man with a penchant for heavy music and driving just a little too fast shined like a beacon in the parking lot. Curious freshmen milled about it, walking just a little slower as they passed to glance at the car and it’s driver, before averting their eyes and whispering amongst themselves. You spotted Jason leaning against the passenger door, Ray-Bans shielding his eyes from the late afternoon sun as he reveled in the crowd watching his every move, but he wasn’t the one to capture your attention.
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some of y’all treat michael so weirdly and unfairly when he streams. i know he may feel like a friend to you, but some people don’t realize that just because you feel that way about him it doesn’t mean he feels the same. we are all basically strangers to him. you can’t just emotionally dump onto him the way that some people have been doing lately. it’s inappropriate and unfair to him to have to hear this heavy, and sometimes manipulative, stuff while he’s trying to have fun during a game. it’s really obvious that he feels uncomfortable by these comments. he clearly doesn’t know why these things are being said to him and he has said repeatedly “i don’t know what to say to that” and quickly changed the subject.
i know life is hard and that michael can feel safe but it’s not productive to tell him something serious and heavy and him be uncomfortable while you get nothing out of it. i encourage you to talk about these things though! talk to people that know you and don’t mind hearing the hard things, i promise they’ll give you better feedback than michael ever could. i think we owe it to him to keep the stream light and fun- a place where he can relax rather than be burdened.
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Something Like Love (Ceo Cal)
Summary: Calum has a rough past that’s led him to seeing exclusively sugar babies. When he gets a new assistant, he know’s there’s something different about her, whatever it is, Calum knows he wants to get to know her better.
Word Count: 23.5k
Warnings: honestly, the word ‘daddy’ is only used like 3 times because i know a lot of people aren’t into that kink :) some smut, the usual.
tropes: HELLA slow burn
it’s long as fuck so i split it up into chapters to make it easier
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He was easily recognizable. The most obvious marker was the perfectly tailored suit - black - fitted across his shoulders in a way that was almost delicate, a way that made Penelope want to brush her fingers across the fabric. Even if she hadn’t known exactly who he was, which she did, because she’d done her research, Mr. Hood held himself in a way that screamed dominance.
He was the most important man in the room and he knew it.
He had all the answers and everyone knew it.
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Wasteland, Baby (PT I)
In which some mistakes are absolutely unfixable, and the consequences are forever. Hades!Calum.
{a/n} this title is from the Hozier song of the same name, which really reminds me of the sweet, peaceful love story abt to unfold. special thanks for the beginning of this story go to the ever-lovely Ash, the always-amazing Magz, and the beautifully-incomparable Laura. please enjoy loves!
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Cal wakes to the light streaming in from the big bay window. As he rolls over he sees her laying there, glittering gold in the light. Her hair shiny, skin looking soft as ever, cheeks flushed with life as she lies still, practically sparkling in beauty and divinity. Suddenly, he remembers he slept with a goddess.
Not metaphorically.
Literally.
How was he supposed to know? It was a costume party. To him, it appeared as though she was just another college age girl who showed up, dressed to the nines as a Grecian beauty.
In retrospect, the goddess of spring was pretty hyper-specific for a drunken party costume. But he wasn’t thinking that deeply in the moment. And how could he have been?
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Hard (C.H.)
Second part of Wet!
Summary: Calum has some fun time thinking about all the things he would do to the lovely girl his best friend brought home tonight.
Warning: SMUT
Words: 4,2k
Calum was happy for him. He really was. It has been six months since the nasty break up his best friend had endured, and for the longest time, Ashton just kept pitying himself for everything that had happened.
Things began to change for the better only a few weeks ago and Calum couldn’t be prouder of him for putting himself out there. Not only he was glad that his friend was on the path to heal and leave the walking nightmare that was his ex-girlfriend in the past, but living with him has also become much easier since he was way less agitated thanks to finally letting out some steam.
So when Ashton asked him if he would like to go out to get some drinks and possibly pick up girls with him, he didn’t hesitate for even a second.
It was Calum who had spotted her sitting at the table far in the back by herself. There was already a half-empty glass of beer in front of her and she was looking down at her phone, occasionally glancing up to see the people around as if she was expecting someone.
When they joined her, they learnt she had been waiting for a friend. A friend, who had unfortunately decided not to show up… Everything could have gone differently if she had.
The girl was stunning. It made perfect sense that Ashton took quite a liking in her.
He wasn’t the only one.
While his friend talked, trying to engage her in a conversation Calum took his sweet time examining every feature on that pretty face. At any other occasion, he would pull out his best tricks and acted as charmingly as ever to get her number. Or even better, to get into her pants.
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The Girl Who Cried Wolf [Alpha!Cal AU]
Summary: Two wolves can play this game
Warnings: this is smut, kids, nothing gross, but full ass smut, including masturbation, oral giving and receiving and good ol’ dick game, so 18+ oh, yeah, and lack of proofreading ofc
A/N: I have no idea how this came to life. We were just pissing each other off with @bringmethehorizonandpizza one night and whooops, almost 11k of god knows what popped into life. And as a matter of fact, I really love the way it turned. I guess, special thanks and credits go to @flannelpunkcalum for planting an idea of alpha!Cal into my mind. Didn’t know I needed it, Betty, thank you very much lol. Also big heart eyes to @calumspeachy for the moodboard inspiration. Note please, it was supposed to be a one shot, but idek, i may or may not have some ideas, so you can request for the second part ig. Feedback is extremely appreciated. Enjoy!
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oH?
#calum hood#calum 5sos#calum 5 seconds of summer#calumthomashood#calum layout#layout#5sos#5 seconds of summer#5 sos#calumhood#calum#red layout#hood#angel or devil#maroon#maroon layout#calumhood 5sos#calumhood5sos#coachella#gif#angel#heaven#ouch#that hurt#smokin hot#smoking#cigarette#cth#cthagod#my heart
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Moiety [Bodyguard!Calum] One Shot
Moiety–One of two equal parts.
Summary: Princess Rhea doesn’t want a bodyguard, but when Calum Hood shows up to be her personal security detail, she doesn’t have much of a choice. Especially in matters of the heart.
this….is legit 19k+ words of,,,,,stuff. it’s princess!oc x bodyguard!calum. this is lowkey inspired by Princess Eleanor and Jasper Frost from the tv show The Royals. if you know, you know. hope y’all enjoy. happy reading, folks!
She hadn’t been back for even a week and she already felt as though her freedom was being taken from her. Rhea supposed she shouldn’t be too surprised; she was fortunate enough that her parents let her go off to America by herself in the first place without much, if any, security. But upon returning to Agron, it was difficult for Rhea to even step off of palace grounds without being flanked by guards, making it difficult for her to even visit old friends without a car full of middle aged security guards.
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Patience : Gang!AU bonus
Summary: Luke goes out of town so Birdie spends a girls weekend with Puppy where she introduces her to lollipops, much to Cashton’s dismay
Word Count: 5.3k
Warnings: girl bonding and Cashy (calum, ashton, puppy) smut
Requested: yes
Linear Gang AU Masterlist
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“Hey babe, whatcha up to?” Puppy asked, clicking speaker on her phone before she set it down next to the stove as she began to cook.
“Not much, working on an essay, you?” Came Birdie’s reply.
“Just making breakfast, Cal and Ash had a late night but I suppose you know that-”
A laugh rang through Puppy’s phone and she grinned, “did you see the pics of Michael’s eye brows?” Birdie asked.
“Yeah, Mike will be fine though, he’s had worse. And as far as Luke standards go, this is super tame.”
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Noise : Neighbour!Cal
Summary: Annabelle’s new neighbour is a douche bag man whore, but he insists that his ego isn’t the biggest part of him.
Warnings: there is smut
Requested by @palliddark
Word count: 13.7k
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Annabelle had arrived home after a New Years party at around nine in the morning on the first of January. It was moving day, and the apartment next to hers, that had been vacant for two months, was no longer empty. She caught sight of a tall blonde disappearing into the apartment with a box in his arms as she walked down the hall. Her heart thumped a little, having only gotten a glimpse, but it was enough to make her excited.
He looked young, early twenties, around Annabelle’s age, and he was cute. Maybe a little different from her usual type, but still attractive nonetheless. Annabelle approached her apartment, fumbling with the keys. She had just unlocked her door when another man left the newly rented suite next to hers.
It wasn’t the blonde from before.
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Road Trip : Cake
Summary: a road trip and shitty motel lead to fun times with Cake boys
Warnings: it’s like… just smut.
Word Count: 3.5k
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It probably wasn’t the best plan in the whole world, something you’d all realized about two hours in when the air conditioner had sputtered out.
“Whose dumb fuck plan was this anyways?” Michael had groaned, taking a large gulp of water and fanning himself with a hand from the front seat.
Everyone’s eyes looked to Ashton who kept his gaze on the road, pretending not to notice four angry sets of eyes directed to him.
When he’d seen the old camper van on sale, he had immediately had a grand idea about driving across the states and seeing everything they didn’t get to see while on tour.
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War of Hearts [Gang!Calum AU] Part 1
A/N: so this is like a mix of brother’s best friend and gang!Calum combined. very very lowkey my take on a kind of modernized version of Peaky Blinders but with my own stuff thrown in, ya know?
and as a kind of warning, seeing as this is a gang fic, there’s probably gonna be some kind of violence involved, just so you’re aware!
our babe Calum is introduced in this, but you won’t see him until part 2 ((kind of like how i started Sugar Coated Pain).
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Idk how but thinking about gang!cal and you offering to be bait for something and he’s all like “fuck no” but u do it anyway and it’s like angry sex??? Does that make sense
Maybe him and his guys are planning an ambush. They just need bait. No one knows you’re connected to Calum because he keeps that on the low. He’s got a lot of heat and people will use whatever they can to get to Calum. Including you. So he’s not risking you. But then you pretty much state you’re the bait and Calum knows your stubborn.
So after all goes down and you’re safe he takes you out of town and during the drive his jaw is tense. You try to talk him down. But he’s having none of that. “It could’ve gone bad though.”
“But it didn’t.” And in the hotel he’s pinning you to the wall with his body and he’s looking over you to make SURE you’re okay and it leads to this soft but still lowkey pissed sex. And OOF.
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Let’s be Slutty Sunday.
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