Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices
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(Thanks Rachel!)
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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited
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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something
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do you think they would find each other in any universe
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we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid
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you don't like vampire? 🦇🩸? suck suck ?
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"what's your favorite ghost album??" hmmm that's so hard idk... tricky... OH WAIT NO ITS NOT I FUCKING LOVE PREQUELLE
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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little Boone over there!!! rigt there!!
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