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disproportionate amount of times that ive gone to a terf's blog to block them and the last 2-5 personal posts are zero noters complaining that they keep getting ostracized by women they want to build community with and everyone keeps abadoning them and they cant get pussy. compelling data
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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit
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one of the worst trends on this website was whenever a video of blokes having a laff went around people would be like "THIS is what people should mean by boys will be boys! END TOXIC MASCULINITY" and shit like that thereby bringing some insanely weird gendering into just the act of hanging out and goofing around.
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Happy International Museums Day to the following people:
The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.
The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.
The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.
The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.
Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.
That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.
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Ducks don't actually know how to swim they just look for the water that's thick enough to stand on and put on their little show, which of course I no longer fall for
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my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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laid up in bed googling normal things like have i ruined my life. is it too late
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#I do not think I could fix anything by rewinding time the best I can do is rock my upcoming university years !!! Yay!! Just a few months now#scared but excited !
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doctors: x-rays are perfectly safe, there's no need to worry about them
doctors as soon as they turn on the x-ray machine:
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Fred Hampton Jr visiting his father on Father’s Day…his grave is annually shot by local police
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Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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For whatever reason God wants me to blog. Idk why. This how Job must have felt………….
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