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glumpiglet · 5 months
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me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
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like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
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glumpiglet · 10 months
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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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Their nightmare
not gonna lie, I'm one of those fangirls too
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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y/n: *minding their own business*
beej: damn babes, call me jesus, cause you're givin me a res-ERECTION
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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I’ve been trying to get back to my writing since getting a new phone that I can at least write on, and I’ve always wanted to do a kinktober 💕💕 I was gonna spend September writing them all / getting as much done as I can and then posting daily in October. But throughout the month I’ll post other things, snippets and teasers of the prompts and also hopefully get back to my requests.
Thank you all for the love and support and continuing to like/reblog my fics, I’ve gone through a lot in the time I’ve been away but I’m ready to come back and thot it up.
If anyone has advice if I should make any changes my page, I would like to move into a multi-stan page obvs but I would like to keep it simple and have all my writings under the glumpiglet name. Lol like I said I’m still always looking to make my page better and any advice is appreciated!
Kinktober 2022 Prompt List
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This year I have decided to create my own Kinktober prompt list and share it with everyone! There are three options every day and hopefully you can explore and entertain kinks you may not know you have! 
Please feel free to share and use the list below. Or the header! This is only for anyone 18+ years of age, minors - please do not interact. Please feel free to tag me in any and all Kinktober stories that you post, I’m eager to read them. Have fun and have a wonderful Kinktober!
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Shibari // Gun Play // Pet Play
Gagging // Overstimulation // Toys
Daddy/Mommy // Threesomes // Wax Play
Nipple Play // Biting // Object Insertion
A/B/O // 69 // Formal Wear
Prostitution/Sex Work // Underwear // Tentacles
Bath/Shower Sex // Sensory Deprivation // Temperature Play
Masochism/Sadism // Fisting // Begging
Anal // Cock Worship // Praise Kink
Boot Worship // Ageplay // Size Difference
Frottage // Weight Gain // Spanking
Bondage // Knife Play // Cock Warming
Monster Fucking // Dirty Talk // Object Insertion
Glory Hole // Humiliation // Suspension
Cuckolding // Face Sitting // Sex Toys
Double Penetration // Handjobs // Leather
Hate Fucking // Pussy Slapping // Medical Play
Pegging // Tit Fucking // Hair Pulling
Deep Throating // Role Playing // Somnophilia
Blood/Gore // Glove Kink // Drunk Sex
Rimming/Analingus // Masturbation // Breeding
Sex Pollen // Orgasm Delay/Denial // Strap Ons
Gags // Fucking Machine // Erotic Dancing
Oviposition // Edgeplay // Ass Worship
Lactation // Collaring // Mirror Sex
Group Sex // Seduction // Costumes
Forniphilia (Human Furniture) // Breath Play // Infidelity
Flogging // Watersports // Body Swap
Exhibitionism/Voyeurism // Frottage // Role Reversal
Non Con/Dub Con // Public Sex // Latex
Free Choice
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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i love how much sw dudebros are crying over queer obi wan kenobi
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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Pedro characters as the seasons.
Winter Dave york | Jack Daniels | Marcus Moreno Spring Frankie Morales | Ezra | Marcus Pike Summer Pero Tovar | Oberyn Martell | Javier Peña Autumn Max Phillips | Din Djarin | Maxwell Lord
Please reblog if you save!
Pedro characters Writing Masterlist
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 12: The Siege
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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Pedro Pascal as Javi Gutierrez in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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dialogue prompts for all kinds of fics!
hope you all enjoy this list. it’s compiled from random internet prompts, my brain, and some things i’ve heard said/said to others/had said to me. pls send me a number and what ship you want it with and i’ll write a one-shot based on it!! my list of fandoms is in my pinned:) i love doing stuff like this<3
“you think it’s cute when i’m mad? great, because i’m about to become real fucking adorable.”
“you do realize we just got locked in here, right?”
“sorry, my 12-year old self is just kinda freaking out on the inside right now.”
“i don’t need saving!” “what if i want to save you?”
“i can’t concentrate with you looking at me like that.” “good.”
“are you sure you aren’t giving me the name of a drink that doesn’t exist to make me look stupid? because this shit sounds like i’m casting a spell.”
“you’re the kind of person people write poems about.”
“at least i can check that off my bucket list.” “who the fuck puts getting arrested on their bucket list?!”
“how did you even get up to my window? my room is on the second floor.” “romeo finds a way, juliet.”
“you look so pretty when you’re happy.”
“how the FUCK did you make it past eighth grade?”
“this might be a bit controversial, but i think that went well.”
“are you like, sexually attracted to danger, or something? because i can’t remember a single time i’ve hung out with you that i haven’t risked my life.” “and i’ve always looked incredible while doing it.”
“i love you.” “who doesn’t.”
“well, this just scrambles my eggs.” “please just say FUCK.”
“if you were a cereal, you’d be raisin bran.” “i can’t tell if that’s supposed to be a compliment or an insult.” 
“where are you going with peanut butter and duct tape?” “on a date.”
“who DO you like, then?” “why do you think i talk to you so much?”
“your eyes are like the ocean.” “please don’t go into some cliche thing about how they’re deep and endless and you could get lost in them for forever.” “nah, i was just gonna say they’re blue.”
“i think my mom thinks we’re dating.” “what? why?” “because i told her we’re dating.”
“my family really likes you.”
“this brings our relationship to a whole new level.” “dude, i’m just keeping a toothbrush at my house for you.” “EXACTLY!”
“you deserve to have a fairytale romance.”
“you have no idea how fucking crazy you drive me.”
“when i said ‘whatever helps you sleep at night’, i didn’t picture this.”
“do you mind if i observe you guys for a day? i have to write a romantic scene for my creative writing class and i need some inspiration.” “um, that’s fine, but we’re not dating.” “you’re not?” “nope.” “…are you sure?”
“there’s no reason why your awful attempts at flirting should be giving me butterflies, but here we are.”
“hey, hey, it’s okay. it was just a bad dream. i’m here.”
“i really want to have my heart broken so i can scream this song properly.”
“are you jealous? cause it’s really cute.”
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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Do people still make these?
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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Kofi | Patreon
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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smol boi
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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What’s writing, you know? What does writing actually mean?
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glumpiglet · 2 years
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courtesy of @wtfobiwan just talking about loving some stupid men
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