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gloriousyouthwitch · 3 days
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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gloriousyouthwitch · 5 days
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Christmas if Gojo, Shoko and Geto had been able to raise Megumi, Tsumiki, Nanako and Mimiko together (Featuring Nanami)
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gloriousyouthwitch · 6 days
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tumblr are you telling me something
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gloriousyouthwitch · 6 days
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Timothy Drake Wayne, youngest CEO, Times person of the year a year ago (you choose why), and all around impressive business individual is easily recognizable wherever he goes…so long as he’s in a suit. As a CEO Timothy is both a staunch professional and a blatant gen z kid which makes him somewhat beloved and well known by everyone across the county.
But then Tim is wandering around Gotham in a pair of jeans and a flannel over long sleeves and no body takes a second glance.
He’s sitting at the skatepark laughing at “Timothy Drake Wayne funniest moments” compilations with other skaters while they take a break and no one knows the video is about him.
Timothy has to take a public flight and the guy at security checks his ID and then looks up at Tim like “hey you have the same name as that one kid CEO.” And it takes everything in Tim’s power to not immediately respond with “that’s because he is me?” Instead he slaps on the biggest grin and says “what a weird coincidence.”
He’s dressed down sitting in first class because he’s not a heathen and he’s gonna be stuck in a suit for this entire conference. The entire time this lady next to him kept scoffing about his appearance and how he probably never worked for a thing in his life. About how the quality of this aircraft company is going down if they’re letting people like Tim occupy first class. Tim, meanwhile, immediately clocked this woman as the CFO of a company WE was considering partnership with. Lol, fat chance that goes through now.
Tim keeps a suit at Wayne Tower for the emergency meetings he sometimes gets called into. He’s heading into the building when the security of the visiting company shoves him out of the way cause they assume he’s some teen. Needless to say that when he walks into the conference room cleaned an suited up, he found complete delight on watching all the blood drain from their face.
Tim makes fun of Superman because he doesn’t even have to wear glasses to get away with his secret identity. He’s not even trying to hide and people still look over him in a crowd when he’s not in a suit.
Some shady company is trying to buy the skatepark Tim regularly visits and has bribed the GCPD to arrest kids for “loitering” or “trespassing.” Or something. Tim gets arrested one time, sends a snap selfie like “lol got arrested.” and then buys the land the skate park is on and also the company that tried to buy it to build a resort.
There is an entire hashtag full of selfies people have taken with a dressed down Tim out and about in Gotham all captioned with something like “lol, I found our favorite teenage CEO’s doppelgänger!”
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gloriousyouthwitch · 6 days
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Timothy Drake Wayne, youngest CEO, Times person of the year a year ago (you choose why), and all around impressive business individual is easily recognizable wherever he goes…so long as he’s in a suit. As a CEO Timothy is both a staunch professional and a blatant gen z kid which makes him somewhat beloved and well known by everyone across the county.
But then Tim is wandering around Gotham in a pair of jeans and a flannel over long sleeves and no body takes a second glance.
He’s sitting at the skatepark laughing at “Timothy Drake Wayne funniest moments” compilations with other skaters while they take a break and no one knows the video is about him.
Timothy has to take a public flight and the guy at security checks his ID and then looks up at Tim like “hey you have the same name as that one kid CEO.” And it takes everything in Tim’s power to not immediately respond with “that’s because he is me?” Instead he slaps on the biggest grin and says “what a weird coincidence.”
He’s dressed down sitting in first class because he’s not a heathen and he’s gonna be stuck in a suit for this entire conference. The entire time this lady next to him kept scoffing about his appearance and how he probably never worked for a thing in his life. About how the quality of this aircraft company is going down if they’re letting people like Tim occupy first class. Tim, meanwhile, immediately clocked this woman as the CFO of a company WE was considering partnership with. Lol, fat chance that goes through now.
Tim keeps a suit at Wayne Tower for the emergency meetings he sometimes gets called into. He’s heading into the building when the security of the visiting company shoves him out of the way cause they assume he’s some teen. Needless to say that when he walks into the conference room cleaned an suited up, he found complete delight on watching all the blood drain from their face.
Tim makes fun of Superman because he doesn’t even have to wear glasses to get away with his secret identity. He’s not even trying to hide and people still look over him in a crowd when he’s not in a suit.
Some shady company is trying to buy the skatepark Tim regularly visits and has bribed the GCPD to arrest kids for “loitering” or “trespassing.” Or something. Tim gets arrested one time, sends a snap selfie like “lol got arrested.” and then buys the land the skate park is on and also the company that tried to buy it to build a resort.
There is an entire hashtag full of selfies people have taken with a dressed down Tim out and about in Gotham all captioned with something like “lol, I found our favorite teenage CEO’s doppelgänger!”
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gloriousyouthwitch · 6 days
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We love an icon
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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really messy sketch
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fashionably late ✨️ (got scolded for being one hour late)
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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drew this from two different angles, hated both of them. now im posting it here to humiliate myself into improving lol
all my other timbern stuff is wip so you guys will have to survive on crumbs for a second
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
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So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
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The professional disgust, I'm living
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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gloriousyouthwitch · 7 days
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🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st
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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?
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🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
literally what the fuck is your problem?
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
of course its a fucking hunter
🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow
Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff
☠ skellingtom Follow
silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
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we did it ghouls
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gloriousyouthwitch · 8 days
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How we think Tim becoming CEO of WE would go down
Bruce: Tim has taken an interest in WE, he is good at business, and he is the best of my children to take it over when I retire. I shall make him CEO of WE.
How it actually went down
Tim: if I were CEO of WE, I would rename the PR team to 'Brandaid' lol
Bruce: oh my god, this kid is a literal genius, I shall now be retiring at age *mumble mumble* and Tim shall become the new CEO at WE
Tim, a high school dropout: I'm what now
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gloriousyouthwitch · 8 days
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Bruce: How many times have I told you Tim, please get off your phone
Dick: He's probably scrolling through Twitter
Damian: He truly is a disappointment. We should look into beridding his adoption; I assume there is a procedure like divorce, only for adopted children
Bruce: We are not disowning Tim, just please get off your phone
Tim, who was texting Bernard that he was going to be late because of this meeting but they don't wanna hear that, not even looking up: *voice drop* they see me scrollin', they hatin'
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