Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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thinking heinous and villainous thoughts
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Biden’s State Department in a nutshell.
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Wait what do you mean it's Danny Phantom 20th anniversary *explodes*
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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