I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

Probably doesn’t mean anything

You tell’em Chetney.

Not Listening At All, Totally Reading.

Jester with her inherited deck!

a while back i saw a picture @mllekurtz took in the gardens of Villa Taranto and really wanted to do a little study of it. then inserting everyone's favorite wizards into the potential picture was suggested, so naturally i no longer had any other choice but to go through with it. it truly looked like a dreamy garden somewhere in Exandria and the wizards fit in too well 🤌

tip jar!

Merry Critmas

with Percy and Keyleth

I wish I was half as cool as this kid.

cheated a little bit on that color wheel challenge bc i wanted to get them all together 🥺

WIVES WIVES WIVES

page from LIKE AN OWL OF THE WASTE PLACES #zine

this is like lingerie to me

Beau strikes me as the kind of person to be like “I hate kids” even while being in denial about having like. Eight of them. The Cobalt Soul library puts her in charge of the kids reading hour and she complains VICIOUSLY and then they try to replace her and she’s like “NO.” A kid complains about their parents ONCE and they end up sleeping at her and Yasha’s more often than their house. Veth asks her to do a lesson at the camp and she’s like “UGH do I have to? I hate children” while she’s holding a baby and correcting a teenager’s math homework and letting a giggly toddler hide under the long part of her robes and interrupting herself mid-argument to go “Hey, TJ, put that sword down, Mom said no blades until you’re 12, okay!”

wowonoa zowo

The buddiest of buddies! 💪🏻

There is pain but there is strength

As a nonbinary person who lives with chronic pain these words have sat with me for literal months and truly helped me through points when I thought that my pain was all that I was. Words cannot begin to describe what Ashton Greymoore or these words from Matt means to me.