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There are two flavors of white teenager

Breaking news: local OC enjoyer finally tries to design OC after an extended period of time only envisioning the character's vibes. The design perpetually has "something missing and I don't know what"

two minutes into a will wood song and i’m either face down on the floor thinking about all my mental illnesses or strutting around the room pretending i’m a cartoon villain. what does he put in that shit

thinking about my mutual where i can never actually explain to a normal person how i met them because the honest reason is "i was roleplaying as slenderman and they were springtrap"

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because you’ll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - it’s so worth it. It’s basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.

“In the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, it’s us players who define the game.”

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

calling someone a blank flank is insane like "dude your ass is bare. theres Nothing." what do you even say to that

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

we don't need a boop button. we can just do something like this:

reblog to boop prev

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!