@lilymystic

“Lils! Hey, hows it going? Lookin’ great nice dress. Wanna go grab a bite, maybe have a drink? This new floor is pretty chill.”Glitch asked. So maybe she was trying to assemble a Circus girls night of sorts. But no one needed to know that.

@gijosefina

“Come on, Josie. Don’t you just wanna have a good time?” Glitch asked, leaning back in her chair, “Seriously, we could have so much fun, and I’m actually trying to be nice here. It’s just a club. We’re going for a good time. Please?”

@dustqold

“Don’t look at me like that. A sour puss don’t look good on you.” Glitch grinned, tilting her head to the side. “I know I’m a distasteful piece of garbage, but damn.”

@playeranakin

“Heyyyy, Anikins.” Glitch said, her eyes falling to rest on her guildmate. “Whatcha doing? I’m boooored, hang out with me. Maybe you can help me train? X wants me to get better with my fighting. Says I’m too much of a liability.” 

Location: Lvl 52; The Seven Nightclub; @playerdameblu

“Looks like this is one hell of a party. If a girl gets to party like this every time a new floor opens, I think I’d actually be interested in helping.” Glitch said, a drink in her hand and a smirk on her face. 

glitchmaiden‌:

“Both, neither… What do you want?” Glitch asked, her brow raised. Turns out this had been more successful than most of her other attempts at human interactions. If she had to look at the psychoanalysis couple one more time, she’d probably lose her mind. “I’m up for anything. But I’m definitely here for drinks, and a little bit of relaxation. We can see where it goes from there.” That said, she opened her menu and sent out a friend request, and proceeded to walking away. “See you soon, sugarplum.”

“I don’t think that answer is appropriate.” She admitted with a laugh. Artemis hadn’t expected things to go so well with the woman in front of her. If she were honest, she hadn’t expected it to go well at all. She realized how difficult her cheery and excitable personality could frustrate people, and now it had just become knee jerk reaction to assume the worst of what people were gonna think of her. – Not that it’d stop her in any case. “Sounds like a plan to me.” Artie nodded, accepting the request and watching the woman strut off. “See you soon.”

MEMBERS OF CIRCUS. Like this post for a starter from glitch. I need to build more guild relationships for her. I think the only Circus member she’s spoken to is X. 

❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞

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@helios-ofthesun

“Always, sweetpea. Things are always worse. But you know what. That’s fine. I choose to see the optimism in our situation. I have a house, I have a life and a job and family. And that’s pretty fucking great.” Glitch beamed, she really needed to stop pretending to be so okay.

❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞

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@helios-ofthesun

“And I prefer the term take care of instead of murder, but we don’t always get what we want, do we?” Glitch said with a grin. “But I suppose you do have a point. A lie is a misdirection of sorts.”

SENTENCE STARTERS | SPIDERMAN ( PS4 )

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name.

❝ Morning! Are you ready for your hot fresh cup of bodily harm? ❞ ❝ Gotta warn you, I’m feeling punchy today. ❞ ❝ Sorry to break it to you, but you have so NOT got this, buddy. ❞ ❝ I guess this is what they call a ‘hostile workplace’. ❞ ❝ You may be a dirty criminal, but you have remarkably clean air vents. ❞ ❝ Oh, you’re so cute when you’re oblivious. ❞ ❝ After all these years, you’re still nothing more than an ignorant child. ❞ ❝ Why do I get the feeling that you were planning this all along? ❞ ❝ You’ll die as uselessly as you lived. ❞ ❝ If you worked this hard at a legit job, you wouldn’t need to be a criminal. ❞ ❝ I wish I could bottle and sell your optimism, I’d make a killing! ❞ ❝ You’re already breaking, so it looks like it’s up to me to stop the entering. ❞ ❝ You and ____ would make some beautiful babies, you know! ❞ ❝ There are so many times I would have fallen apart if not for you… ❞ ❝ I get why you do it, but I never really loved the heroes hiding behind masks. ❞ ❝ I’m lucky to be alive? Says the guy I saved five minutes ago. ❞ ❝ Honestly, why are you robbing again? You know the police are watching your every move. ❞ ❝ I know you’re kinda dumb, but I didn’t think you were this dumb. ❞ ❝ You can tell me this secret now or make me punch it out of you later. Your choice. ❞ ❝ Your suit is awesome! Can we talk design details? ❞ ❝ This won’t pay the bills, but I’ll help you with this if it means a lot to you. ❞ ❝ Have it your way. You wanna fight? Well then, let’s fight! ❞ ❝ Well, there’s nothing illegal in plain sight…Kind of anticlimactic, huh? ❞ ❝ It’s not really breaking and entering if I don’t break anything, right? ❞   ❝ We were good together, weren’t we? Maybe it’s time to reignite that flame… ❞ ❝ You have to learn to swallow that pride and accept that you’re only human. ❞ ❝ I hope I live to regret this… ❞ ❝ Nice entrance. That was a solid 8 out of 10. ❞ ❝ I really wish these guys weren’t so hostage-happy. ❞ ❝ The only way to fight a monster is to become one. ❞ ❝ Someday, I’ll turn the tables. I’ll show you what it feels like to be helpless and small. ❞ ❝ I want to say “don’t do that ever again”, but I know you’re going to anyway. ❞ ❝ Did…you just leave your clothes on the kitchen floor…? ❞   ❝ You know, as elevator shafts go, this is pretty nice! ❞ ❝ If you ever wanted to team up, well, we could do some real damage! ❞ ❝ Do you remember the last time we did this dance? ❞ ❝ You’ve got a hell of a left hook. Can’t wait for the rematch. ❞ ❝ Sometimes, information is worth more than money, and I learned plenty watching you. ❞ ❝ That was really brave, but next time, leave the fighting to the pros, okay? ❞  ❝ Kneel before me, or I’ll pull your mask off and expose you. ❞ ❝ I feel bad for anyone who’s on the wrong side of you. ❞ ❝ Love the optimism, but in my experience, when it looks bad, it’s usually worse. ❞ ❝ You can’t stop me, but I’m flattered that you’re still trying. ❞ ❝ There are easier ways to ask for an autograph than this. ❞ ❝ It’s hard when you’re always the one that gets saved, you know? ❞ ❝ Amazing what a little teamwork can achieve, isn’t it? ❞ ❝ The world would be better off without you, and you know it. ❞ ❝ Let’s just…go ahead and forget that ever happened… ❞ ❝ I love ya, but you do know it’s rude to cut in, right? ❞  ❝ Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now. ❞ ❝ You’re a lot more than your past. Don’t let it control you. ❞ ❝ Long time, no see! We’re going to have so much fun together! ❞ ❝ Missed me, missed me, now you gotta- You know what, forget I said anything. ❞ ❝ I’m not one to be judgemental, but you, sir, are an extremely disturbed man. ❞ ❝ Admit it, you were just waiting in the next room hoping the other guys would finish me first. ❞ ❝ “Lie" is such an ugly word. I prefer “misdirection”. ❞ ❝ I just conned the hell out of you and here you are trying to save me. How can you be so damn nice all the time? ❞

Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Drop. Your. Sword.”

“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”

“I am not left handed.”

“As you wish.”

“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”

“Have fun storming the castle.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy?”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“You killed my love.”

“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”

“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”

“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”

“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”

“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”

“Is this a kissing book?”

“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”

“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

“There will be blood tonight!”

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”

“You can die too for all I care!”

“So I’m here till I die?”

“I can cope with torture.”

“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”

“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”

“I will never love again.”

“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”

“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”

“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”

“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”

“Stop saying that!”

Send me “MUSIC” and I’ll pick a song that reminds me of your muse

‘shit my brother has said / done’ sentence meme.

❛  how dare this light make me wait. ME. ❜ 

❛ they’re just jealous because i’m so beautiful. ❜ 

❛ wot? you wonna go? i’ll fight ya, ya dirty wanka. ❜ 

❛ oop i’m going to have to poop later! ❜ 

❛ just grab the fucking rope you piece of shit! ❜ 

*lays head on your shoulder*

❛ I was not made for the mountains. fuckin’ wendingos man. ❜

❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜

❛ that’s not very ladylike. you’re not very ladylike. ❜

❛ why couldn’t you have been a boy? I’ve always wanted a brother. ❜

❛ sometimes I literally just want to shake the stupidity out of people. ❜

❛ I’m losing brain cells just being here please save me. ❜

❛ why the fuck aren’t you grabbing it? just grab it! ❜

 ❛ I can’t. I just… can’t. ❜

❛ ____ It’s dark and I hear laughing. ❜

*tries to fight you*

*drunkenly tickles you*

❛ One of these days I’m going to raise a dog army in the forests of Canada and unleash hell upon America. ❜

❛ please refrain yourself. ❜

❛  sh-sh-shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ I have. to. pee. ❜

*lays on you and refuses to move*