was so caught up by the beauty of another fat tav mod that i went into the comments and got ambushed by the fatphobia...

I love bg3, but let me make a fat bitch please

“The Most Level Sunken Chapel” - Fineliner on paper

I finally finished the big, detailed Kar’niss piece!!! It took me two whole days but I got there eventually. Calling this one “The Most Level Sunken Chapel” since it’s based on the lyrics of ‘Black Milk’ by Massive Attack (because I think those lyrics are what’s going through Kar’niss’ head the first time my ranger plants one on him and their tadpoles resonate). Also included moonflowers in the border because in my headcanon, these are what Tam’lin associates with Kar’niss.

My Tav is a gloomstalker ranger and a szarkai drow named Tam’lin. He was raised in Menzoberranzan to be ‘planted’ on the surface as a spy and an assassin, but he legged it at the first opportunity and used his ‘training’ to become a folk hero named ‘The Nightwatchman’. He’s got a soft spot for the outcasts and downtrodden, and thus fits right in with the other party members. 🕷️🖤🕸️

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

family guy death pose volo whom i killed and his body teleports to my every camp

suction cupping his bald head with my spacious pussy to control his feeble mind

Moon Maiden 🌑

Reference: @marietuonetar on Insta!

Credit to u/ishnuporah you're a madman

ive seen so many stoner takes of bg3, 'shadowheart blazes, halsin blazes' ect ect (Halsin absolutely is a stoner obv) but personally i dont think most of them would be stoners, i think they'd be on less chill shit. Wyll would take shit to party and would just get offered tons of stuff cause everyone loves him, mostly weed and MD so he can have a good boogie. Gale would do ayuasca or some shit and be rambling about weave connections and non-duality incoherently. Astarion would be on something sad like pain killers to cope. can you imagine HOW MUCH coke karlach would do??? and shadowheart would be getting zonked on ket alone and derealizing in the middle of the night thinking shit like "the moon is an evil eye . betrayer"

the only character who wouldn't do/have done anything would be lae'zel. she'd be like MY MIND AND BODY ARE A RAZOR SHARP SWORD THAT I WILL NOT DULL and then she'd do coke bc she sees karlach going fucking wild on it and she'd be like IM GOING TO THE ASTRAL PLANE TO KILL VLAAKITH RIGHT NOW and they'd all have to physically stop her. after that shes like I will not do the nose powders ... though i respect the power they hold .

My friend just started playing BG3 and he made this character I'm-

And yes, he's a Bard.

Baldur's Gate 3 is a game where you can have purple eyes, horns, a tail, and fully animated genitals BUT you can't be fat

saw a tiktok of a guy saying "people wouldn't like a bitchy character like astarion if he was a half-orc voiced by steve blum"

my brother in christ have you been on the internet

people want to fuck the surgeon in house of healing

our mildly inconvenienced king

So you know how astarion was a magistrate...

(astarion screenshot by @cheekylittlepupp!)

Sudden desire to boot up bg3 after ignoring it for weeks just to make a milf tav

“I think Larian should—“

Fanfiction. You need to write fanfiction. For the love of god and all that is holy, just write some fucking fanfiction.

BG3 text - Zevlor (8/?)