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Tag urself I'm Tiddy Skittles
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bitches from this country are so fucking funny
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Fury: Did you take out the assassin like I requested?
Clint: Romanoff has been taken out, yes
Fury: Good work, I-
Clint: It was a great restaurant
Clint: We had a romantic candlelight dinner
Clint: I proposed, we’re in the process of filing our marriage papers-
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Tony: Bruce is a good doctor, he took out Peter’s tonsils
Peter: And is point blank refusing to give them back-
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Steve: Don’t you just love when your brain releases a huge amount of endorphins
Tony: Can’t relate
Peter: Why would my brain release dolphins?
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sometimes i’m baffled i’m in college and an adult.
like what do you mean i can do what i want on a whim?
i can walk to get a coffee and sit down in the sun and just exist amongst the chaos that is humankind.
i can go hang out with my friends, play my music, laugh a little louder, be a little bolder. it’s really, really nice. and to think a year ago i was yearning for this and now it’s my reality.
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the urge to d(ie) young in me never truly leaves my body, as if it gets better for a while but then after days I find myself back into the same depths of hopelessness I once managed to escape from, It's like trying to climb out of a deep hole with a rope that's on the verge of breaking.
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THE LORD OF THE RINGS + 🍂
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So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next
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psst. hey
people who are legal adults who want their tubes tied or top surgery etc etc should be able to do so full stop.
"oh but what if they regret it for the rest of their lives"
okay. so what.
Adults make decisions about our lives, that's what being an adult is. We may decide to get a face tattoo, or quit a promising job, or join the army, or move to another country.
That's practically all we do as adults. We make decisions that effect the rest of our life, and then we live, or sometimes die, accordingly. Maybe i'll spend the rest of my life regretting telling my influential boss he doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, but, as an adult, that's the kind of life decision i am allowed to make for myself. And after all, it might be the best thing i ever did. It's my life, and i get to do all the fucking around and all the finding out i want to.
surgical transition, or sterilization, or whatever... is exactly the same. If you aren't going to let a legally adult person decide for themself about that stuff, then you can't let them get a tattoo or move to Florida either
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