incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

happy august eve! be sure to leave salt air and rust on the door out for taylor swift tonight!

barely but we did it

I’m shy at first, then BOOM most annoying person you’ve ever met

you ever start to write a post and just x out halfway through like nobody wants to see this not even me

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

if you're miserable, maybe u need to eat more citrus & open the windows a little wider & read that poetry book you've been putting off & enjoy hot bread with melted butter & go to bed with your phone on do not disturb

Remember not all acts of evil have to be big.

constantly opening and closing this app like a fridge

cmon girlies we’re picking out a 10k+ single chapter fic on ao3 to read stomach down head turned towards our phones held next to our pillows as we move only our thumbs to scroll until our sedatives knock us out

do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

What’s your guilty story pleasure?

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that