becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
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some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows
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when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no
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i’m boooooooored - 1/∞
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i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass
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[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…
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me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING
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When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it
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I’m convinced that some girls with ponytails move their heads a little more enthusiastically because they like how their ponytails swing around.
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Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.
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“Cause I’ve had the time of my life…”
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