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me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible
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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november
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I love doing nothing, what I don't love is the inevitable overthinking that comes with doing nothing
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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
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Source ~ The Autistic Advocate
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Two colourful vertical bars. One is titled "Non-autistic Anxiety Scale" and the second is titled "Autistic Anxiety Scale".
Non-autistic Anxiety Scale, starting from the bottom:
Yellow - baseline feeling fine
Orange - moderate
Pink - highly anxious
Red - panic
Autistic Anxiety Scale, starting from the bottom:
Orange - baseline moderate anxiety
Red - highly anxious
Red - Panic
Red - Meltdown
Red - Full on nuclear war
Red - the Sun implodes and forms a black hole
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Older white woman who broke off from the group: "Hi hello, sorry, I just want to say we LOVE your outfit, but what does your top say?"
Me: "Oh. Uh, thank you. Uh..." [Opens my jacket to reveal the rest of the cutoff halter that says "I have no tits"]
Older white lady, without missing a beat: "Ha! You and me both."
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What is it about middle school “mean girls” that makes them so much better at spotting undiagnosed autism in their classmates than parents, teachers or doctors…
Because I swear they clocked me INSTANTLY
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"I will not explain the joke"
Not me. I'm dying to explain the joke. All you have to do is ask and I will be literally delighted to write you a three paragraph explanation complete with links to reference materials.
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