Me: I’m gonna sit down and write!!

My brain’s ability to string words into sentences:

The Gold Nightgown

#schitt’s creek but make it 2020

We make our own fun. #Smeagol #chihuahuasofinstagram #myfurryweirdo (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHtEGL9BjbW/?igshid=17x09kq9i5tdq

I did indeed get to see #Manhattan at night for the first time since March. I came close enough to happy crying that #Smeagol got concerned. U2's "City of Blinding Lights" is now very firmly stuck in my head. Picture 1 is The #BrooklynBridge at almost-night. Picture 2 is #downtownManhattan at actually-night. Picture 3 is a bonus picture of Smeagol having heard a dog but not seeing it because of the cars next to us, which she found HIGHLY suspicious. #NewYorkCity #NYC #chihuahuasofinstagram #servicedogsofinstagram (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHRZjaMhkXa/?igshid=1y0cjjk3imcey

When you are trying to write but apparently it's pettin' time. #Smeagol #ilovethisface #chihuahuasofinstagram #tdrlive (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHQa6kHhdLu/?igshid=snfrm23tmam3

I haven't seen #Manhattan at night since March, thanks to #covid. And I still technically haven't, but look how close I got! This was taken while driving back to #Brooklyn on the #ManhattanBridge. So I just barely missed it. Maybe next time. Picture 2 is the setting sun reflecting off the #EmpireStateBuilding. The video is an example. All over the city businesses have been boarding up their windows in anticipation of riots once the #USelection is called either way. (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHM4ImPhIq9/?igshid=r7y8j08kj24j

GREAT SUCCESS! [/Borat] It was overly complicated thanks to receiving the wrong secrecy envelope (as did many people all over Brooklyn) and still having a California ID since the NY DMV was closed for lockdown when I needed to renew, but I managed! #🖕🏼trump #ivoted (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGxuOHqhg0Z/?igshid=ugp4cmym9caa

Not being able to stay right next to me like usual while I'm at physical therapy stresses #Smeagol out because she takes her job very seriously. She always scolds and tells me all about it when I finally finish. #mydogtalks #chihuahuasofinstagram #servicedogsofinstagram #tdrlive (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGjZm-gjlSh/?igshid=sqbrgj1xnyvh

Look at this face. I love her so much. #Smeagol #myfurryweirdo #chihuahuasofinstagram #tdrlive (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGLhYw1HTKW/?igshid=rzw1dg76jwko

Step 1) #Smeagol is upset because #JadziaKitty is in her spot (on my legs) Step 2) [censored for graphic violence] Step 3) The Mighty Smeagol, victorious. #furryweirdos (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CF4-I6BHPlT/?igshid=1uh3h0slneoun

I love this city so much. #unexpectedbagpipes #nobodyexpectsthebagpipecomposition #nyc #manhattan (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0E4zlnkPI/?igshid=1phalciagdt7h

Here, have two #Smeagol pictures. The first one is last night when she went into her nightly #Gollum mode. I always know when she's started guarding something because her ears do that thing. The second is from earlier today when I was upset about something and she rushed into my lap to deliver immediate comfort. (It totally worked, as always) #chihuahuasofinstagram #servicedogsofinstagram #tdrlive (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFx7BKEH7rR/?igshid=1ey1eluwzfa90

"Mother may I please have one Oreo?" #Smeagol #chihuahuasofinstagram #tdrlive https://www.instagram.com/p/CFveuDHnXTh/?igshid=1agugndvs88zp

Another video of Smeagol excited to get broccoli from @barbarajchin as she prepares her lunch. #chihuahuasofinstagram #tdrlive (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFsBA6kHbtL/?igshid=iru5dhhu0eim

Pretty much every night, #Smeagol will choose a random object to guard ferociously. Tonight it was first Oreos, then after I put them away, an empty food container from my dinner. After I took that and threw it away… she picked an ashtray. The second video is what happens when I try to look for anything at all every night. Enjoy. PS the weird like low popping sound is her doing a half-growl #myfurryweirdo #rescuedogsofinstagram #chihuahuasofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CFjTCsCjeHJ/?igshid=1v9uyjoec7uwz