Yeah yeah Greg and Alex get up to stuff in the show but honestly I like looking for the little moments in the end credits. For example in S6E2 Greg kisses Alex on the hand. Right on the knuckles, classic courting style. It’s super casual and a bit obscured by the credits of course but they’re always doing SOMETHING and it’s fun to watch for

taskmaster is a game show for people who want to see a deeply fucked up little man in an unhealthy dom/sub relationship with a domineering older guy and also they are torturing well-known comedians by making them throw ducks at each other

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

Niceness Is Subjective

Book Aziraphale: You know, Crowley, I've always said that, deep down inside, you're really quite a -

Book Crowley: Alright, alright, tell the whole blessed world why don't you?

~

TV Aziraphale: You know, Crowley, I've always said that deep down inside, you really are quite a nice —

TV Crowley: (BODY SLAMS AZIRAPHALE AGAINST A WALL) I AM NOT NICE!!!

TV Aziraphale: 😳💦

~

Radio Aziraphale: ...

Radio Crowley: ...

Radio Aziraphale: ...Are you expecting a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing anyone?

Radio Crowley: Considering I've been married to you for a thousand years? Yes.

Amanda and Shayne are probably my fav Smosh duo and I thought other ppl loved them as a duo too BUT APPARENTLY NOT

I was trying to find like compilations of them OR SOMETHING pls they have such sibling energy, mama and papa pls

LOOK AT THEM

YOUR body is a temple. Mine is a Mojo Dojo Casa House

Protection from good and evil

It's just a little something how i imagine Tav falling in love with this two entirely different person Astarion and Halsin. Enjoy

When Astarion disappeared in the woods, you remained with Halsin next by the campfire. Your eyes followed Astarion until you lost track of his figure. You and Halsin sat by the fire alone and you looked into the flames tiredly. You felt Halsin’s calming presence and you craved this calmness. Even if you loved Astarion more than everything, the safe aura that surrounded Halsin, his steadiness was always tempting to you. When you first met with the big bulky elven druid, you weren't interested in him. His look was harsh as a half orc’s, his face plowed deep ditches. And he always talked about his responsibilities, and it bored you. But when you looked into his warm amber eyes, and heard his soothing voice, you wished to be near to him. Slowly you noticed the dreamy looks he gave to you, and you started to enjoy the evenings when you two sat by the fire silently.

But today you were exhausted. Not just this specific day worn you out, but trying to keep Astarion healthy and happy all the time drained you. Usually you didn’t mind that, drained body and soul, but today you reached your limits. You let out a long sight toward the flames. ”What is bothering you my friend?” Asked Halsin in his warm, tender voice. You stayed silent for a long time, but he didn’t hasten you, just waited silently scanning your face. “It’s just..” You stopped. You weren't sure you have the right complaining about the situation, you willingly chose. “It’s just him.” You beconed with your head toward the forest, where Astarion disappeared. “I love him, you know, more than anything. I adore him, I would do everything for him, but..” The corner of your lips bended down. “It’s so difficult”  Your voice broke, and tears started to rally in your eyes. “I’m trying my best to heal his trauma, I always walk on eggshells with him, and I'm trying to give him everything he needs and not what he wants. But the last few days were so hard for me as well. I have my problems too, but I don't want to burden him” You started to sob when you said that.”He is so fragile, even if i do everything to keep him emotionally safe he keeps trying to manipulate me, no matter how many times i told him, he don’t have to do this. He has me all the way, but he doesn't trust me. I’m so tired Halsin” Your tears flowed down on your cheeks and shined on your chin in the light of the fire before they falled on the dust. ”I don’t know what to do, I don’t want to lose him, but i can’t lose anything that never was mine” Your voice choked in bitterness. “Astarion still feels himself Cazador’s puppet, no matter what he says, and i feel powerless against his force. I don’t have help, I have to keep this branch together and alive. I have to heal him, but I'm so exhausted.” You silenced, and wiped down your tears with the palm of your hand. ”There, there” Halsin sat across by your side and embraced your tiny fragile body in a big warm hug. You hid your face in his chest and suddenly you heard his slow strong heartbeat. Like a lightning strike slit in your heart, how much you missed this voice with Astarion. You sobbed heavily and Halsin raised his palm, and rested on your head. His fingers slowly calmingly played with your hair. “I love him, I love him more than my life” You cried proven. “I’m just so tired!” Halsin lifted your face and slowly caringly started to wipe down your tears. But your tears were inexhaustible. You looked into his eyes through your tears and saw the safe unconditional love that you needed the most at the moment. Your hands reached his face and you started to explore his face with your fingertips like you were blind. This motion encouraged him, and  he gently started to kiss your tears down from your cheeks. You freezed in a moment, and he stopped. ”I am sorry if i misunderstood you” He told you and you felt this conversation so easy against the conversations you two had with Astarion. You knew you don’t have to search for the second meaning of his words. “No, you didn’t, it’s just… I mean, this is good, but i don't want to hurt Astarion” He took back his hands from your face, but he kept hugging you with a brotherly hug. You just stayed like that in silence for a long time. “No need to rush anything my heart” He said with a most warm tone in his voice and your heart filled with bitterness. Despite you rejected him, You utterly needed his soothing presence. “Nature has its own ways and your healing effort will not pass without a trace. Give him time. Give time to yourself. And please take care of yourself. You only can be a healer, if you are healed.” You stayed silent for a while, then you timidly asked him “Can we stay like this for a little longer? ” He tightened his embrace and he dug his face into your hair and murmured. “Yes my heart, we can stay here as long as you need.”

Eventually you went to your tent. You waited for Astarion, but he didn't show up, and you were so tired, that your eyes closed, and you fell asleep. You awakened in the middle of the night and saw Astarion sitting beside you and resting his chin on his knees. Suddenly you felt overwhelming guilt about the evening. “So, you and Halsin spent some quality time together?” He asked, and his voice sounded false as he tried to sound careless. “Oh no, Moonshine” He loved when you called him like this, your moonshine, as he loved to call you his sunshine. “Nothing happened, i just needed a little pep talk” “I know” He said, and you knew he heard everything. “I’m sorry” You bowed your head. “I didn’t want to burden you.” “You want to teach me that it's ok to rely on someone, like this? You told me that reciprocity is the key to a healthy relationship, and you hide your exhaustion from me?  Foolish little pup, you are” Said he with forgiveness in his voice. “Come on darling!” He stretched his arm toward you and pulled you in a hug. You took a deep breath admiring his scent, and wrapped your arm around him tightly. “Please hold on Sunshine, don't let me fall again. I’m trying, you know, to be better.” He  Murmured into your ear with deep sadness. “I know Moonshine and I will stand beside you till the end of everything, and more.” “Now, that’s what i wanted to hear” He smiled and slowly softly started to kiss your face.

So my body went on a D*sney trip last month but my head was still stuck in the Wenclair basement and everything reminded me of them 😔😔😔

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse