you know im on somewhat of a mid journey myself

critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

most convincing Tumblr ad I've ever received. almost made me download whatever shitass dating app that is

i support mpreg but more importantly i support mabortion

you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.

Remembering when I went over to my female teacher's house in 5th grade and saw that she lived with another female teacher & went home going "wow, so teachers really do all live together!" & then my family had to explain to me what lesbians are

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

this site needs an "i'm not american" badge

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

i;m like if you made a girl but had to make a lot of substitutions in the recipe

"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"

lord take away all of megan thee stallion’s pain and please give it to biden

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

i'm not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

True isolation is when everyone else is talking about their vibrant teenage experience and you’re like. I was just trying to survive