gillman is shrek ? discuss.

ok last dumbass sunday post before i go back to work but my personal canon is that gill went from like a freaky novelty to insanely popular for a short period of time when shape of water came out and it was a very Active time in his life that he sincerely hopes condoms sufficed for because he has no idea how those kids would turn out and he doesn't wanna be the world's first devonian absent father.

some more varnie.vamp doodles from insta / tiktok this time specifically geared at my universal mutuals you know who you are.

oh i get it i see how it is its all FUN and SEX until LULA opens her mouth and says the creature from the black lagoon swangs absurdly big retractable meat and THEN WE HAVE PROBLEMS ... !!!

look guys i have to go back to taking care of customers so you can just sit on this in peace ok. 🫰

good afternoon happy sunday i'm at work ! it's retractable, 8 inches soft, and curves and divides a little at the tip kinda like a shark.

good afternoon happy sunday i'm at work ! it's retractable, 8 inches soft, and curves and divides a little at the tip kinda like a shark.

i'm passing out but compilation of the most gill to ever gill doodles by varnie.vamp on instagram. ☝️🐟

< in bed. i think gill's especially sweet on blondes and redheads. rolls over.

lays face down in the dirt. i kiiiinda wanna make better graphics and make an icon psd and carrd and just commit a li'l more because i actually really really love being on this blog it's Cozy. thank you for being so welcoming and loving of my feesh. :}

gillman: haha i'm old someone: haha you're old gillman: hey

Julie Adams as Kay Lawrence CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON (1954) dir. Jack Arnold

gillman would call ke$ha ke - dollarsign - ha and pronounce m3gan like m'threegan.

hi mr lagoonas dad

UNPROMPTED ASKS.  ( always accepting ! )

  " g'day, stein ! are — ah - ah. noooo y'don't. " they weren't exactly that short of an ankle - biter themselves, but they stood no chance against the un - lifeguard's size when he moves in front of them to block the doorway leading to the school pool. arms crossed over his chest. " yer' funny - lookin' parents told me it's a real doozy if y'get wet. sorry, sparks. "

  humans. you could end the sentiment there and it would say more than enough to drive home how impossibly familiar with this exact situation he was. ; the difference, albeit scarce, was that this woman showed a level of awareness behind her questioning. curiosity prickled at her soft, kind tone and although gillman would much prefer to leave than humour her ... sometimes it pays off to break your monstrous reputation with a dash of empathy.

  " true that y'haven't. an' ye never will ever again, y'can be sure as saltwater of that. " an exhale ruffles the gills of his neck. " i'm the last of my kind, birdie. it's an unholy miracle these old fins can still flap. "

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Truthfully, Barbie doesn’t know what to make of the sight before her. It was certainly humanoid in shape and bipedal in the way it moved, but she was certain it wasn't a human being. No human being looked like that, did they? No doll certainly did and, for all intents and purposes, dolls mimicked humans. So, what was this creature? There’s a beat of silence and a blink before the blonde finally speaks, ❛ I don’t want to be rude, so please tell me if I am coming off that way but… what are you? I’ve never seen anything like you before. ❜

hello my little sunshines ! it is with utmost Lula you're already slow as hell anyway that i must make the executive decision to say over the next few weeks i will be ... ! even slower. i'll be sending asks and posting this, that and the other thing. but i have a LOT on my plate irl right now. my commissions are closed but they are filled which means i have to do those, as well as starting proper driving courses, as well as my work hours increasing in spring / summer. please be patient with my ( already fickle ^^; ) social battery and activity ! i'll likely do some ask calls and horde them for when i get free time. just a fair warning. :"] thank you for stickin' around.

PARDON MY FULL LEGAL NAME IT PAYS TO BE A CRAZY BITCH WITH 3 SEPARATE TIMERS.

t minus less than one hour 'til the final drop of that skullector gillman doll if i don't get it i am LITERALLY going missing in a swampy marsh and you will never see me ever again.