uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

when aesthetic blogs follow me i get confused like do you expect to find some sort of treasure in this garbage heap

why are men always hot when they’re fictional or twice my age

And then I reblogged every post I saw. Like a whore.

a plastic surgeon and a tattoo artist exchange services

call that a tit for a tat

cool gender-neutral nicknames to call your friends

old sport

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

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