sorry for dropping off, it’s not because the tour is over — the guy i’ve been seeing is letting me top him and it’s been really eating into my scheduled creative time
copia and the ghouls always end up in those chain restaurants in hotel parking lots.
no one even gave them a second glance at the cheesecake factory. benihana was an unmitigated disaster.
no matter where they end up, aurora is ordering a shirley temple with extra cherries.
whoever is seated next to copia gets the reverse "aftershow/encore jacket" bit. it gets mixed reviews.
there's no real seating chart, but there is a calm side of the table and then there's wherever swiss ended up. if things get too rowdy copia will have to switch seats with someone and break it up
i don't think ghouls have a concept of pacing themselves with food. the free bread is gone almost as quickly as it gets set down.
between shows ending late at night and leftovers being a pain, it's appetizers and small plates for the table.
don't ask how many mozzarella sticks phantom can eat. the limit doesn't exist.
final reimperatour show in brisbane is just gonna be copia dramatically announcing that he's retiring and then behind him everyone who was planning a coup is frantically trying to cover up a guillotine/cross/copia murder contraption with a big sheet.
Phantom has that uncanny ability to just make himself scarce whenever there's something he doesn't want to do. He almost seems to sense that someone's thinking of asking him to do something he doesn't want to and vanishes into thin air.
He mainly uses it when it's his turn to do laundry (he hates folding and YOU CANT MAKE HIM DO IT )