list of fake parody media that has escaped the fictional world and entered our reality:

american dad

granblue fantasy

the marvels

pal World

hamilton

lies of P

madame web

valorant

the good doctor

the blackberry movie

bluey

every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

antwithabindle.com/careers

Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?

hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

some of my favourite excerpts from the street cat wiki

New sentence I think

Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do

the "irreversible damage" book cover is still perhaps the most succinct demonstration of how the laserfocus the detranxiety movement has on muh poor little girls is fundamentally an outgrowth of the general terror about declining (white) birth rates and white woman fertility as a dwindling resource. like, what's actually wrong with the kitschy smiling little girl in that picture? she looks pretty content for someone "mutilated." is she missing her head, brain, heart, limbs or what? anything that would obstruct her in living out her 8 decades on this earth? hell no, it's much worse than that. it's something that actually matters. she's missing her ability to produce White Babies. you're telling me we've spent decades working to overturn roe or at least make it as difficult as possible and now that we succeeded they've found a way to weasel out of being a reproductive resource anyway? that just won't do.

thinking about that one video

guy who thinks he is normal: haha yeah i didnt eat ramen through college. my struggle lunch was a box of stuffing because im fucking normal

He’s kind of slaying

A small victory to celebrate for today