MIDNIGHT MASS (2021)
dir. Mike Flanagan
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'i could fix him' well he's already in my wood chipper
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Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?
No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.
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i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE
DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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GUYS LOOK AT CHRIS HE'S SO ADORABLEEEE ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Credits:
1st Photo: metalmusemedia On Instagram
2nd Photo: mhorta33 On Instagram
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you're in her dms im in the windows screen saver maze and im fucked im so fucked please help
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being someoneโs loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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