imagine how much better doctors there would be if it didn’t cost like a million fucking dollars to become one

Turns out, a senior manager for my company now works in the same previously-uninhabited section of the office that I do. Turns out, noise canceling headphones make the earworm you hum under your breath audible through her corner office door. Turns out, ‘a little bit of pe-nis in my balls’ is just inappropriate enough to turn that poor lady’s face into a grim rictus of grief, but not enough to tell my boss on me.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Hi fi rush definitely deserves a sequel where chai gets a shadow the hedgehog esque rival that has the complete opposite personality to him and fights with edm music

Testing out the new tumblr photoset feature. 

strong contender for best book cover

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

RIP Tumblr Live, you wont be missed

good riddance live

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it

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happy birthday trans people

I know you have all probably seen the esims for gaza posts circulating. Some of you have probably looked at them and thought maybe you should help out, but have weighed up the daunting process of signing up for something you're unfamiliar with vs. the gut-wrenching scale of the things people are going through on the ground right now, and you've put it off or questioned whether it will make enough of a difference vs. some other future kind of activism you could put that $6+ towards. I'm not calling you out or scolding you, it is natural to feel conflicted and ambivalent about the multiple calls for aid that you are seeing on social media.

but consider this: what would you do if you suddenly had to leave your home? how would you cope? how would you begin to plan where to go next, or figure out what to do to take care of yourself? most likely you would reach reflexively for your phone.

telecoms access is not a petty luxury in 2024. a loaded esim means the ability to call family members and find out where they are and whether they're safe, and whether they need anything you can provide for them. it means access to maps and regular updates on the situation unfolding around you. it means you can look up whether it's safe to drink rain water, or how to tie a type of knot you've never had to think about before, or how to treat an injury without medical supplies. it means the ability to tell people outside the situation what you are seeing, what you are feeling, what you are thinking. it is an absolutely crucial resource. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.

many many people have observed that internet access is changing the way the world understands genocide. internet access is life or death, and it is shaping modern history in front of you. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.

please, please visit gazaesims.com and spend 5 minutes and $6 to change the way this plays out for everyone.

he just takes her word for it anyways

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?