DIABOLICAL FORCES ARE FORMIDABLE.
these forces are eternal, and they exist today. the fairy tale is true.
the DEVIL exists. GOD exists.
and for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to FOLLOW.
ind. judy warren, of the conjuring / penned by lolly.
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❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
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Diabolical forces are formidable. These forces are eternal, and they exist today. The fairy tale is true. The devil exists. God exists. And for us, as people, our very destiny hinges upon which one we elect to follow.
The Conjuring.
I believe it was Ed Warren who said this.
I’m really interested in learning more about the Warrens, even more so after I found out they were Catholic.
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✖. / OFBLEAKNESS.
❛ 0h – GOOD – because I thought soon I would be seeing rainbows and unicorn! wouldn’t want anything other than the dead now would we? ❜ her tone was flat and bitter; she never expected much of a break from this FREAK SHOW anyway.
she had to REMEMBER , not everyone that shared her GIFT was raised to think of it as that. a GIFT. most held resentment , others tried to PRETEND --- which , in her opinion , only made MATTERS WORSE. ❛ well , with THAT ATTITUDE you’ll attract more than just the DEAD --- rainbows and unicorns will be the LAST of your problems. ❜
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