does plastic surgery biodegrade?

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me

i love that seals can just

sometimes people go “i won’t follow if your interests aren’t similar to mine” and yeah i get it but also what’s the point of the tumblr experience if you don’t see your mutuals be utterly incomprehensible on your dash every day. sometimes i learn stuff through osmosis sometimes my mutuals get me into stuff sometimes i end up getting my mutuals into stuff its so much fun

via christianmhull

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch

stop showing me men with big beautiful brown eyes. what am i supposed to do. do you want me to fucking die

what’s really ironic about the “just let everyone get infected w covid!! herd immunity!!” arguments now is that letting the virus run rampant through the world has actually achieved the opposite: everyone may get infected, but then they’ll just keep getting infected. delta infections didn’t protect against the original omicron variant. omicron BA.1 doesn’t protect you against BA.2.12.1. none of them really protect you against BA.4 and BA.5. mass infection is not going to create mass immunity, it just means that with every infection you’re rolling the dice on what this unpredictable and very creative virus is going to do to you