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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw
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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love
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I don't have a question I just thought this needed to be in front of ur eyes
wow. big news.
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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?
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Both hall of fame like…greatest ig comments of all time.
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being the most left leaning family member means everyone will always think that youre insane and then in two years they will believe what you were explaining to them two years ago but still think youre insane now. and you do it anywaybecause you love them
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Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
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White Tumblr users being intimidated by Rap music is like the only thing on the planet that makes sense considering that the average Tumblr user is, like, white fujoshi of suburban middle class descent.
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“just work elsewhere” is such an insane comment to me. What if every service worker disappeared forever. what would y’all do then LOL
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me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw
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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens
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