if there is a boy with curly brown hair i probably either want to marry him or i have gender envy for him or both at the same time

history's slowest house tour

In love with this

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

this is me in case any of u were curious

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEE ❤️❤️❤️

gerard way 2022.

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like dnd

like audrey hepburn

like fangoria

like harry houdini

like croquet

can't swim

can't dance

don't know karate

are never gonna make it

don't wanna make it

just wanna

tell me im a bad man