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gettingintoknives · 2 hours
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you bully cecil about confessing his love on live radio but honestly if you like someone u should be as blunt about it as possible or nothing will ever get done.
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The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment
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gettingintoknives · 15 hours
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dreaming of you
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gettingintoknives · 18 hours
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i get off work at 7 i have hot ppl over at 8 i have 20 mins to get myself sexed up in time for company
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gettingintoknives · 18 hours
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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gettingintoknives · 19 hours
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call me a smoker the way i suck on fags
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gettingintoknives · 19 hours
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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening
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gettingintoknives · 19 hours
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Breq: And then I apathetically didn’t care because I’m a piece of equipment and I’m very very stoic
Literally everyone else:
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gettingintoknives · 19 hours
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I have been somewhat obsessed with the phrase "In what scientists are calling 'pretty gay,'" for many years because of this ancient xkcd
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gettingintoknives · 19 hours
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huffing that girldick pussy smell
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gettingintoknives · 20 hours
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gettingintoknives · 21 hours
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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gettingintoknives · 21 hours
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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back
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gettingintoknives · 22 hours
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if she's your girl how come she is wagging her tail unable to contain her joy when i come in the room
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gettingintoknives · 22 hours
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i can't do this shit bro im supposed to be a dog
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