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Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that is is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure.  Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.
You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).
You are Ianthe Tridentarius.
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ianthe's little cannibalism moment except it's not little, it's 15 pages long, enjoy!
(this took a total of 115 hours, waw, i am still sick as all hell, so feel free to leave me all ur thoughts in great details, i will read them.)
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One time at an old job, I was trying to leave for the day when someone called out to me from across the office to drag me back over to help with an issue I had already explained to them could be solved on their own.
"Oh but you know how to do this and I don't."
I tossed my coat on the ground by the door and walked over to help them.
The next day I get called into my manager's office to answer for complaints that I had been "Aggressive."
For tossing my coat.
Trans women can't ever fucking catch a break. Everything we do is seen as threatening. It's so fucking exhausting. Fuck you Matt.
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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes
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civic and moral duty to save and repost this image <3
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Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953
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My elf OC is the classical regal healer type with silky long hair and wearing green but he was raised by humans and his name is Zebediah Flintwood so everyone expects him to be a rough-and-tumble gunslinger when they hear he's coming.
He started dressing like a steampunk cowboy and crafted a gun-shaped wand to not disappoint people. It also helps to confuse enemies.
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Ramadan is coming up and I can’t stress enough how much Palestinians have never got the chance to experience one normal Ramadan for 75years
You may not have been subjected to this, but as a person from an Arabic country, every Ramadan from every year there’s always headlines of Israeli iof soldiers or Israeli extremist settlers attacking Palestinians during Ramadan, especially Palestinian worshipers trying to pray in the al aqsa mosque
It’s happens almost every single year
Ramadan is suppoused to be Muslim people’s month of worship, of Baraka and it is very important to Muslim people
But Palestinians never ever experienced a normal Ramadan because Israel attacks them Viciously
Almost
Every
Single
Fucking
Year
And I will dare and say that Israel does it on purpose, it does it every Ramadan on purpose
And now, this year, with Ramadan being only a few weeks away, I doubt that they’ll have a normal Ramadan, not in the West Bank, and not in Gaza
All what I have to say here is that Israel will still follow this trend, something bad is gonna happen this Ramadan, keep an eye on Palestine during Ramadan
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I'm like 95% certain that Trump's new "limited edition" sneakers thing is a money laundering scheme.
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see you on the flip side, sugarlips
(full version!)
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The most important NPC in Baldur’s Gate btw
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