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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
#i drank so much coffee in high school that i started getting heart palpitations#so i had to stop#today i was like#m maybe just a lil bit#and poured myself a little bit of black coffee at work#my heart immediately started beat fast and stutter
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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
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#people are so focused on the spelling and pronunciation of my name that they forget to be transphobic#so i don't mind lol
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i get a lot of chasers asking me how to score with trans girls. well, i’m afraid you aren’t gonna like the answer
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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there are. amazing things goin on over at twitter rn
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Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation
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Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.
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wine for idiots
WHITE WINE
if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"
RED WINE
honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)
if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"
FIZZY WINE
if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco
if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it
ORANGE WINE
this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.
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if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are
#i only drink wine#but yeah other than dry or fruity i can't tell the difference#it makes me feel like a vampire tho when i drink red wine
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this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg
#i love these things#never have i met a creature that is unimpressed and annoyed at the world around it#this is cattest cat to ever cat
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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