they have to surgically remove that old man from my head

how would you have died in a past life

When you’re GAY and in love with your BISEXUAL COWORKER with whom you co-parent your SON because you willed custody to him in the event of your DEATH and your son sees him as a second PARENT and you’re CHEATING on your girlfriend with the doppelgänger of your DEAD WIFE who asked for a divorced right before she was hit by a CAR and you’re GAY

Eddie dropping Christopher off with his husband and then going on a date with the woman who looks like his dead wife and then dreaming about sex with his dead wife at dinner with his girlfriend….that brain has to be studied for centuries.

aren't firefighters statistically more likely to cheat than those in other professions.............thx for the real-life accuracy i guess !

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like "hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it's ok I know you didn't mean it" and my brain will instantly translate "you should be shot"

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

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im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem

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