Are you mad at me.

I was just wondering if any of you are gonna help Harry focus on his job and solve some murders? Like I get that you have some stuff going on but you all still have a job you know

Come now, of course we are performing our roles when we are not on this website, ah, Blogging. We're... *trying* to keep all of this separate when helping Harry do his job. All of it.

Sometimes a few things do slip through the gaps, though.

Both They/Them and She/Her? I believe we've found a fellow bi-sexual in our midst.

I was just wondering if any of you are gonna help Harry focus on his job and solve some murders? Like I get that you have some stuff going on but you all still have a job you know

Come now, of course we are performing our roles when we are not on this website, ah, Blogging. We're... *trying* to keep all of this separate when helping Harry do his job. All of it.

Sometimes a few things do slip through the gaps, though.

Shrink this motherfucker down to the *atomic level*. Cryobacter katlenis style. Shove it away with all our other failed ideas.

Slime Rabbit not saying anything but- the way that previous ask written, it as if it were a letter. With a huge emphasis on being *NOT* a skill. Do Slime Bookkeeper think the sender might have forgotten to sign it off? Sus, bweet.

-@turtle-ask 🐰

Are you attempting to make bird calls at me right now, turtle? What is "sus bweet"? There has never been a bird in the entire history of humans that has made a sound remotely similar to that.

Why would an anonymous asker that is not a skill 'forget' to sign it off? They wouldn't. That is the point of using the Anonymous function.

What in the fuck is that. We need an exorcism. *Now*.

You scared of your own kins? The petridish

No.

I'm just too hot for him to handle, anon.

You scared of your own kins? The petridish

No.

Do you hear *that*? Something rumbling beneath the bed, big and mean and covered in dust. Best not to listen, Harry. Let's *leave*.

God, who's been in charge of keeping this damn corpse running! You've practically killed him!

You *could* have. Endless possibilities, Commander. *Endless*.

@the-only-authority HEY THERE BOSS, JUST SAYING, YOU'RE LOOKING ABSOLUTELY BAD-ASS AS PER USUAL. KEEP BENCH PRESSING YOUR POT PLANT, THAT'S CLEARLY WORKING IN YOUR FAVOUR

ANYWAYS JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW BUT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP EARLIER WHEN I CALLED BINOCLARD TWO A TWINK I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK SO LIKE, COULD YOU TURN AROUND FOR A SEC. SO I CAN SEE WHAT IT IS AND MAYBE GET IT OFF. I WOULDN'T BE A GOOD SPORT IF I SAW IT AND THEN DIDN'T HELP WITH IT EVERYONE KNOWS WITH MUSCLES LIKE THAT SOMETIMES YOU LOSE THE FLEXIBILITY TO REACH TO THE SPOT WHATEVER IT WAS IS IN. YEAH

There's just too much *you* for this body to handle. Spilling outward, like an upturned bucket of paint... everywhere and anything. Vast and oceanic. No wonder this shell of ours aches all the time!

That's quitter talk! You could probably have done that just by staring at the Coach a little too hard. With those *eyes*.

@the-only-authority HEY THERE BOSS, JUST SAYING, YOU'RE LOOKING ABSOLUTELY BAD-ASS AS PER USUAL. KEEP BENCH PRESSING YOUR POT PLANT, THAT'S CLEARLY WORKING IN YOUR FAVOUR

ANYWAYS JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW BUT WHEN YOU SHOWED UP EARLIER WHEN I CALLED BINOCLARD TWO A TWINK I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING ON YOUR BACK SO LIKE, COULD YOU TURN AROUND FOR A SEC. SO I CAN SEE WHAT IT IS AND MAYBE GET IT OFF. I WOULDN'T BE A GOOD SPORT IF I SAW IT AND THEN DIDN'T HELP WITH IT EVERYONE KNOWS WITH MUSCLES LIKE THAT SOMETIMES YOU LOSE THE FLEXIBILITY TO REACH TO THE SPOT WHATEVER IT WAS IS IN. YEAH

Everyone's waking back up from their beauty sleep!

God, who's been in charge of keeping this damn corpse running! You've practically killed him!

Do you feel that? The tension of your skin, pulled taut as the music from the nearby karaoke bar wafts forward, coiling around your eardrums? *Supra-fucking-natural*, Harry. Telling you to *sing*.