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genericyoungunwhosintofilm · 22 days

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daemon being the author's chosen epic rogue antihero will never not be funny considering how terrible he comes off as in canon. for my final act of redemption i will groom this fifteen year old before murder suiciding my dark shadow nephew above the castle of doom and death. george you say trust the process and yeah you kinda killed it with jaime and theon. but gimme something i can work with man

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genericyoungunwhosintofilm · 23 days

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thoughts on aemond and alys rivers

criston cole thought he raised at least one of those boys up right to be a god-fearing tradcath psycho warrior as the seven intended. and then when he was like ok aemond we had a fun time at burning the riverlands but now it’s time to go home and rescue your mother and aemond was just like. actually while you weren’t looking i went out and got a witch girlfriend who follows rhllor, is 20 years older than me and also is a strong bastard and i’m really committed to running around accomplishing nothing with her and my unborn grandbastard right now love and light💚like ??????????

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genericyoungunwhosintofilm · 24 days

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my favorite thing about asoiaf is that the whole plot of the first book is a murder mystery that you just completely and utterly forget about by the end because the fallout is way more important than the question. lysa revealing that she did it at the end of the third book is less of a twist than remembering that “who killed jon arryn” is something we were concerned about in the first place. literary equivalent of leaving the stove on

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genericyoungunwhosintofilm · 24 days

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Cersei is so hilariously dumb

I'm dumber than Cersei because GRRM's writing is so fucking good that all her internal logic was kinda sound on first reading, when she made the deal with the faith I was like, damn credit to you Cersei, you nailed this

Mea Maxima Culpa to GRRM thinking AFFC was even close to his worst book, it's a straight up comedy

cersei was so stupid lucky she was not able to try this maneuver but i want to see the world in which she somehow successfully got stannis and then renly and THEN robert killed in quick succession in a realm that already hates the lannisters and then fully expected to beat the allegations. no plausible deniability no plan to get out of the situation just vibes. this will work

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genericyoungunwhosintofilm · 28 days

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